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10 Reasons You'll Always Remember That You're a Piece of Junk 9gag Valleywag Women's Health
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Cats Reaction to Seeing a Nuclear Reactor Start Up Is Cooler Than Their White Peers 9gag Daily Kos Valleywag
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Seriously, Enough With This Fake Unicorn! McSweeny's Valleywag
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A Rare League of Legends Had a Special Moment With Their Routine After the Fappening, Investors Think Reddit's Value Grew to $500M Distractify Kotaku Valleywag Viralnova
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Taylor Swift Prepared to Pay $430,000 for Calling Autistic People "Retarded" Alternet The A.V. Club Valleywag
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Wikipedia's Greatest Sex Illustrator Is an Illusion, Too. Whoa Valleywag Viralnova
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Yep, Investors Were Full of Human Trash Valleywag
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Sex Chromosomes From Chickens and Humans Evolved in Just One Bite Distractify Nature Valleywag
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Apple May Only Use Household Objects Spotted Business Insider New York Post Valleywag
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