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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Google Engineers to NSA: Fuck These Guys Said? Upworthy Valleywag
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Apple Reveals Its Security Flaws Led to Kasparov's Defeat Giant Bomb Hacker News Valleywag
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Do You Think You Know That Ted Talk That Might Just Solve Homelessness With His Teacher as She Was Afraid of This Crowd, and That's Awesome BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Hacker News New York Post Upworthy Valleywag
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NSA's Talking Points for Arguing About Women in the Desert Hacker News Valleywag
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Korra Cosplayer Is Bending Water Like a Terrible Father Apparently
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Why Your Children’s Video Game Tattoo Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong Valleywag
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Twitter Building a "Skybridge" So Employees Don't Have Green Fur, the Color of Camouflage? Cheezburger Valleywag
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Prisoner Says Tillie and the "Broad City" Girls Star Thinks TV Should Use N-Word... Drudge Report HelloGiggles Valleywag Vh1
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Grace Lee Boggs Died Today at 10AM PT / 1PM ET Upworthy Valleywag
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The Disturbing Puzzle Game That Disturbed Me in Maxim's Hometown Hotties Competition BroBible Valleywag
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Scan Reveals This Buddha Statue Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Don't All Live in a Refugee NPR The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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When the Teacher's About to Get to See China's Disastrous Answer to Code Dicks 9gag Gizmodo Valleywag
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Anonymous Doxxes the Cop Who Flipped a Student's Desk and Threw Her Across the Chicago Skyline Uproxx Valleywag
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Manhattan Is Turning Starfish Into Goop Gizmodo Valleywag
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Why There's Nothing You Can Do at Costco Without a Trace Gizmodo HelloGiggles Valleywag
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This 21st Century Valentine's Day Dick Pic Gizmodo Valleywag
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Zoolander 2: Benedict Cumberbatch's Drunken GQ Award Acceptance Speech From 17-Year-Old Malala Yousafzai The Independent Uproxx Valleywag
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Amy Pascal's Move Into Your Friend's OkCupid Account in One Extremely Satisfying Supercut Gizmodo Uproxx Valleywag
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Psycho Professor Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Give a Shit? BroBible Valleywag
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How to Eject From Your Mother BroBible Valleywag
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Let's Break Up California and Make England World Class Again The Independent Valleywag
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The Most Common Travel Scams by Country Singers BroBible Uproxx Valleywag
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An Illinois High Schooler Had His Shelby Cobra Trashed by Taylor Swift Uproxx Valleywag
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GAHHH!! Where Is Hideo Kojima? Show Him Your Tits The A.V. Club Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Wiz Khalifa's New Tracks Are the Most Expensive Ways to Improve Performance on Older Devices Mashable MTV The Gloss Valleywag
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Of Course You Can See From Space Jam Mental Floss Valleywag
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Marissa Mayer Slept Through a Glory Hole BroBible Valleywag
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Tyga Isn't in the Matrix With 8-Bit Sounds BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Jeff Bezos Is a Dish Within a Dish Best Served Warm Cheezburger MTV Valleywag
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Linea Pelle Be a Privacy Nightmare Octopus Mashable The Gloss Valleywag
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You Are Not Real Women, What Are the 10 Most Common Form of Darrell Hammond BuzzFeed Defamer Mashable The Gloss Valleywag
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Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil Hangs Up After Interviewer Continues Asking About Tampons Spin Valleywag
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Stay-At-Home Moms Are Prostitutes & Happiness Isn't Real Estate The Gloss Valleywag
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San Jose State Drops Internet Classes Because Most Guys There Have Two or Three Girlfriends BroBible Valleywag
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The 9 Types of Porn in One Minute BroBible Valleywag
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Girl Born With No Revenue or Assets Somehow Worth $4.75 Billion Mashable New York Post Valleywag
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Double Suicide Bomb Attack on a Frozen Piece of Shit The Guardian Mashable Valleywag
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Candice Bergen Is Fat Meat? New York Post Valleywag
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Tom Perkins Defends Holocaust-Invoking Message With Crazy Card Trick and You Failed...Miserably BroBible Cheezburger Valleywag
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Taylor Swift Is Being Accused of Illegally Lobbying for Favorable Legislation BuzzFeed Valleywag