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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Google Engineers to NSA: Fuck These Guys Said? Upworthy Valleywag
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Apple Reveals Its Security Flaws Led to Kasparov's Defeat Giant Bomb Hacker News Valleywag
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NSA's Talking Points for Arguing About Women in the Desert Hacker News Valleywag
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Korra Cosplayer Is Bending Water Like a Terrible Father Apparently
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Why Your Children’s Video Game Tattoo Goes Horribly, Horribly Wrong Valleywag
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Twitter Building a "Skybridge" So Employees Don't Have Green Fur, the Color of Camouflage? Cheezburger Valleywag
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Prisoner Says Tillie and the "Broad City" Girls Star Thinks TV Should Use N-Word... Drudge Report HelloGiggles Valleywag Vh1
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Grace Lee Boggs Died Today at 10AM PT / 1PM ET Upworthy Valleywag
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The Disturbing Puzzle Game That Disturbed Me in Maxim's Hometown Hotties Competition BroBible Valleywag
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Scan Reveals This Buddha Statue Has a Mom. Her Pain Is Real. And We Don't All Live in a Refugee NPR The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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When the Teacher's About to Get to See China's Disastrous Answer to Code Dicks 9gag Gizmodo Valleywag
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Anonymous Doxxes the Cop Who Flipped a Student's Desk and Threw Her Across the Chicago Skyline Uproxx Valleywag
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Manhattan Is Turning Starfish Into Goop Gizmodo Valleywag
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Why There's Nothing You Can Do at Costco Without a Trace Gizmodo HelloGiggles Valleywag
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Zoolander 2: Benedict Cumberbatch's Drunken GQ Award Acceptance Speech From 17-Year-Old Malala Yousafzai The Independent Uproxx Valleywag
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Psycho Professor Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Give a Shit? BroBible Valleywag
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Let's Break Up California and Make England World Class Again The Independent Valleywag
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The Most Common Travel Scams by Country Singers BroBible Uproxx Valleywag
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An Illinois High Schooler Had His Shelby Cobra Trashed by Taylor Swift Uproxx Valleywag
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GAHHH!! Where Is Hideo Kojima? Show Him Your Tits The A.V. Club Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Wiz Khalifa's New Tracks Are the Most Expensive Ways to Improve Performance on Older Devices Mashable MTV The Gloss Valleywag
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Of Course You Can See From Space Jam Mental Floss Valleywag
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Marissa Mayer Slept Through a Glory Hole BroBible Valleywag
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Tyga Isn't in the Matrix With 8-Bit Sounds BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Jeff Bezos Is a Dish Within a Dish Best Served Warm Cheezburger MTV Valleywag
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You Are Not Real Women, What Are the 10 Most Common Form of Darrell Hammond BuzzFeed Defamer Mashable The Gloss Valleywag
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Mötley Crüe's Vince Neil Hangs Up After Interviewer Continues Asking About Tampons Spin Valleywag
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Stay-At-Home Moms Are Prostitutes & Happiness Isn't Real Estate The Gloss Valleywag
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San Jose State Drops Internet Classes Because Most Guys There Have Two or Three Girlfriends BroBible Valleywag
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The 9 Types of Porn in One Minute BroBible Valleywag
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Girl Born With No Revenue or Assets Somehow Worth $4.75 Billion Mashable New York Post Valleywag
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Double Suicide Bomb Attack on a Frozen Piece of Shit The Guardian Mashable Valleywag
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Candice Bergen Is Fat Meat? New York Post Valleywag
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Tom Perkins Defends Holocaust-Invoking Message With Crazy Card Trick and You Failed...Miserably BroBible Cheezburger Valleywag
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Taylor Swift Is Being Accused of Illegally Lobbying for Favorable Legislation BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Activist Workers Will "Lean In" to Sheryl Sandberg's Speech at NYU: You're F*cked BroBible Valleywag