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752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
591	591 Vote	How the Fuck to Sleep
554	554 Vote	READ This: The Spooktacular Origins of Heterosexuality
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
520	520 Vote	It's Time to Give People Cocaine
492	492 Vote	Nintendo Releases Ad Encouraging You to Stop Whining
456	456 Vote	Masturbate Furiously in the 2020s
399	399 Vote	Britney Spears Wants to Fuck Luigi 1	1
398	398 Vote	Holy Crap! Am I Supposed to Be Human? 1	1
391	391 Vote	Star Wars Cantina Song Is People's #1 Sex Track
351	351 Vote	University Sued Because It Sucks
346	346 Vote	How to Destroy the EVERYTHING
333	333 Vote	More Than 50,000 Years Ago Today, Hey Arnold! Ushered Nickelodeon Into Primetime
332	332 Vote	I Feel Like Shit About Myself
330	330 Vote	Oh Boy I'm Getting a Sequel for Some Reason 1	1
329	329 Vote	Teenager Is Dragged Into the Void
324	324 Vote	Twitter Finally Addresses Its Systemic Issues... Just Kidding! It's Got Skeletons
314	314 Vote	So, Who Is Panicking 1	1
312	312 Vote	Childhood Dream of Democracy Died in Police Custody
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
307	307 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
291	291 Vote	A Few People Are Upset
286	286 Vote	Exclusive: Please Let Me Sleep?
286	286 Vote	Marvel Announces Every Spider-Man in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
274	274 Vote	Don't Let the Hot People Fuck
264	264 Vote	Danger Mouse Has Been PROMOTING HOMOSEXUALITY SINCE THE 1990S
264	264 Vote	Kitten Gets Overwhelmed With Its Past
261	261 Vote	Deleted Moments From the Bible
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
259	259 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
255	255 Vote	Trump Says He'll Rap About Fortnite at GDC Panel
254	254 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Became a National Threat
254	254 Vote	This Country Has Been Canceled, Brah
251	251 Vote	14 Super Powers That Every Homophobic Christian Uncle Needs to Fight Cthulhu
247	247 Vote	Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
236	236 Vote	Fruit Does Not Exist
233	233 Vote	Malware Found in Broccoli
231	231 Vote	Why Do We Need More babies
228	228 Vote	2019 Is Coming Later This Year
228	228 Vote	Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon

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