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Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion

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2018-09-14 bluejaysblue

*Groucho Marx voice*: I've heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face, but this is ridiculous!

discovered by fgsuperman
2018-09-11

2018-09-11

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