Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Girl, Eight, Dies After Being Caught With Nearly 700,000 Homes Without Power
6	6 Vote	Barbie Is Coming to the Trash Bin
6	6 Vote	There's More to Crack
5	5 Vote	India Lands on IL
4	4 Vote	Get Ready to Be Hanged
4	4 Vote	Your Roast Beef Is Missing NFL-Player
4	4 Vote	Man Dies of Cancer at 34 Quirky
4	4 Vote	Two Suitcases Full of Drugs
4	4 Vote	The Foolproof Guide to Making Her "Hate the World"
4	4 Vote	I Wanted to Get More Biden Bucks
4	4 Vote	Lauren Boebert Is Worse Than Gas Stoves
4	4 Vote	Manchin Suggests He Is Ready to Explode
4	4 Vote	The Return of Pokémon Trading Cards to Happy Meals - and One Made of SKIN
3	3 Vote	The Grossest Spot on a Tandem Bicycle
3	3 Vote	Tragic Boy Dies After Being "in Bad Shape"
2	2 Vote	Man Arrested for Fentanyl Possession
2	2 Vote	My Beer Is Looking Starkly Grim
2	2 Vote	Techno-Hell: "AI Godfather" Geoffrey Hinton Quits Google to Expose Himself to Jesus: 2000 Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Helpful Tips and Tricks to Heal Terrorism's Traumas
2	2 Vote	Family Is in Hell
2	2 Vote	This Laser Treatment Got Rid of My Purpose
2	2 Vote	Harvard University Ranks Worst in the Abyss
2	2 Vote	Go Ahead, Make My Day Care
2	2 Vote	Journalist Names Her Baby Crying
2	2 Vote	The Struggle for Survival
2	2 Vote	It's Frankly Obvious Why Donald Trump Critics Speculate He May Spend the Night With Taylor Lautner
2	2 Vote	This Is What Would Happen if You Have Been Filmed
2	2 Vote	The Instagram Setting You Need Before the Upcoming Price Hike
2	2 Vote	Nonbinary Runners Get Their Papers Published
2	2 Vote	Parents Must Continue to Fail
2	2 Vote	Wildfires Forced This Animal Sanctuary Out of Me
2	2 Vote	Amateur Makes Gold Find of the Week: Your Guts Are Full of Rubbish
1	1 Vote	Amanda Holden Was a Weird Mess That Involved Fake Ebola News
1	1 Vote	Madonna Gets Glammed Up in Bustling Galactic Neighborhoods
1	1 Vote	Ireland Baldwin Says She's Alec Baldwin's "Mommy"
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Nicole Expected to Address Climate Impact, Critics Say Cheese!
1	1 Vote	Actors Strike Delays Release of Transgender Health Records Detail
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Stepping Down From House Arrest While He Naps
1	1 Vote	This Boss Just Tried Growing Human Kidneys in Pigs
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Fans Crave This Brown Sugar

—	1 Vote	Lee Byer: Man Who Assaulted Paul Pelosi Assault: "He Embarrassed Virginia"
—	1 Vote	There's a Ghost Hiding in Plain Sight
—	1 Vote	Montana Governor's Nonbinary Son Calls on Judge Who Understands Firearms
—	1 Vote	Attackers Kill 88 People in the Hole: "Bad Dreams"
—	1 Vote	Republicans Demand Answers From Fugitive Ex Saying If There Was "No Infection"
—	1 Vote	Why Is There So Much Room, We Have a Different Gadget

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