Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

8	8 Vote	Fungi Deserve Your Vote
5	5 Vote	Girl, Eight, Dies After Being Caught With Nearly 700,000 Homes Without Power
5	5 Vote	There's More to Crack
5	5 Vote	AI Is Close to Being Topless
5	5 Vote	Demi Lovato Says She's Finally Overcome "Daddy Issues" After Dating Him in Her Honda CRV
5	5 Vote	Truly Tragic: Prince Harry's Birthday
4	4 Vote	Your Roast Beef Is Missing NFL-Player
4	4 Vote	India Lands on IL
4	4 Vote	Man Dies of Cancer at 34 Quirky
4	4 Vote	The Foolproof Guide to Making Her "Hate the World"
4	4 Vote	I Wanted to Get More Biden Bucks
4	4 Vote	Lauren Boebert Is Worse Than Gas Stoves
4	4 Vote	Barbie Is Coming to the Trash Bin
4	4 Vote	Manchin Suggests He Is Ready to Explode
4	4 Vote	The Return of Pokémon Trading Cards to Happy Meals - and One Made of SKIN
4	4 Vote	Biden Smirks Again as He Attacks "Extreme" Transphobia
4	4 Vote	Woman Tricked Into Two-Year Partnership to Help Clean Your Toilet
4	4 Vote	Barbie Is Coming Out
4	4 Vote	I Edged Myself for 2 Hours - and It's Extremely Eye-Opening
4	4 Vote	It's Going to Die of Bug
4	4 Vote	Ocasio-Cortez: Republican Party Sucks
4	4 Vote	The Tragedy of Sandra Bullock Is Getting a Sequel
4	4 Vote	Cult Classic Horror Films to Add to Butter Noodles
4	4 Vote	Biblical Proportions: 3 Months Worth of Plastic Surgery
4	4 Vote	Emmy Winner Danny Zuker Breaks Down in Tears After His Death
4	4 Vote	32 Skincare Products to Help Reduce Political Polarization
4	4 Vote	Once-Popular Chicken Chains That Are Actually Hurting Your Hardwood Floors
3	3 Vote	Two Suitcases Full of Drugs
2	2 Vote	My Beer Is Looking Starkly Grim
2	2 Vote	Techno-Hell: "AI Godfather" Geoffrey Hinton Quits Google to Expose Himself to Jesus: 2000 Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Helpful Tips and Tricks to Heal Terrorism's Traumas
2	2 Vote	Family Is in Hell
2	2 Vote	This Laser Treatment Got Rid of My Purpose
2	2 Vote	Harvard University Ranks Worst in the Abyss
2	2 Vote	The Grossest Spot on a Tandem Bicycle
2	2 Vote	Go Ahead, Make My Day Care
2	2 Vote	Journalist Names Her Baby Crying
2	2 Vote	Tragic Boy Dies After Being "in Bad Shape"
2	2 Vote	The Struggle for Survival
2	2 Vote	It's Frankly Obvious Why Donald Trump Critics Speculate He May Spend the Night With Taylor Lautner

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The Story Is Chilling
—	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Revealed the Truth Will Come Out
—	1 Vote	Why Wonka Will Be Talking About VP Challenges
—	1 Vote	Fox to Pay Rent for Illegal Aliens
—	1 Vote	Mike Tindall, Husband of THE Dragon
—	1 Vote	Stop Waiting for People Under 65