Headline Smasher

Fake headlines created by smashing up real headlines.

3	3 Vote	Animal Rescue Workers Capture Moment Orangutan Tries to Salvage an Immigration Solution
17	17 Vote	A Sleeping Pokémon Blocks the Path to Citizenship Checkpoints 1	1
2	2 Vote	Your Heart Is True, You're a Douche
10	10 Vote	Federal Judge Opens Can of Tomatoes
22	22 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
3	3 Vote	Come on Son, Get Your First Apartment
16	16 Vote	My Anus Is Not a Hate Crime
3	3 Vote	Darth Vader Is a LIE
4	4 Vote	Democrats Confront Democrats Over Their Fear of Clowns
3	3 Vote	How Not to Get Somebody Killed
2	2 Vote	Service Dog Gives Birth to a Toddler
16	16 Vote	It's Illegal to Die After Falling From Hotel Balconies 1	1
2	2 Vote	Bill Clinton Says He Does Not Have Romance Options
9	9 Vote	Pennsylvania Police Officer Comes With a Core I7-8750H, 256GB SSD, and GTX 1060 for $880
8	8 Vote	This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Bring Your Groceries to Your Door, and It Is Embarrassing as Hell YEAH
13	13 Vote	Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
20	20 Vote	These $40 Bluetooth Earbuds Are Only $45
3	3 Vote	Beyoncé Is So Warm
3	3 Vote	Rage Against the Loneliness Epidemic
16	16 Vote	The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
3	3 Vote	Moms Reveal Their Secret Weapon
3	3 Vote	Amazon Prime Members Up to 100mph
7	7 Vote	Bill Clinton Says America Should Give "Free Cash" to Fix a Thor: Ragnarok Plot Hole
25	25 Vote	Fiddle-Dee-Dee! I Am a Hacker 2	2
14	14 Vote	Psychiatrist Warns Trump's Mental State Is Rapidly Deteriorating — and Hello, It's Our New Forever Mood
2	2 Vote	Practical, Yet Cool Mohawk
2	2 Vote	Belgium Rallies to Stun Stingray
10	10 Vote	Sex Robots Won't Solve Soccer's Concussion Problem
3	3 Vote	People Are More Confusing in Four Dimension
3	3 Vote	Hoax SWAT Call Sends Police to the Dark Chocolate
7	7 Vote	Trump Officials Are Getting Smaller
13	13 Vote	Oprah Is Getting Bigger
2	2 Vote	Trials and Tribulations: My Life as a Graduation Present
2	2 Vote	11 Times Grindr Was the Head Crabs
12	12 Vote	The Optimal Jelly Baby Decapitated
3	3 Vote	Why Are the Stars Aligned and Why Do Cats Lick Each Other?
4	4 Vote	Ted Cruz: We Need to Understand Even Short Sentences
3	3 Vote	As Critics Assail Trump, His Supporters Say They Still Don't Understand How You Eat Ice Cream
8	8 Vote	Disney Comes Out as Pansexual
7	7 Vote	Mitch McConnell as He Lies Motionless

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