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63,670 smashes / 181,155 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines

5.2 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
850	850 Vote	How to Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
722	722 Vote	Press X to Dismantle Police Force 8	8
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
661	661 Vote	Stop Trying to "Summon Demons" 2	2
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
553	553 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
540	540 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
513	513 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
494	494 Vote	Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
491	491 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO 1	1
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
472	472 Vote	The Lesbian Version of Oculus Rift Is Going Viral and Nobody Can Explain
456	456 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
453	453 Vote	Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
448	448 Vote	Great, Now I'm Dead
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
410	410 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
409	409 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids

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