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63,639 smashes / 181,004 upvotes / smashed from 34,833 real headlines
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What Even Is a Sandwich Jezebel The Verge
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Police Are Just Overgrown Children
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal Jezebel Upworthy
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Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit The A.V. Club Jezebel Pitchfork
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This Intricately Crafted Harpoon Tip Is 35,000 Years Old and Far Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot io9 Jezebel
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The Republican Convention, Brought to You by Evil Demons? BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms io9 Jezebel
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Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Blood and Shit Is on Fire!!! Jezebel ThinkProgress TMZ
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60 Minutes of Your Dong? BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch CNN Jezebel Nature Upworthy
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Adorable, Lazy Dire Wolf Will NOT Hurt You. At All Jezebel
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Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus io9 Jezebel
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Snake Slithers Out of My Pants Gawker Jezebel r/funny
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"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera
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100 Men Explain Why They're Wrong The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Stupid io9 Jezebel
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Canines of the Porn Industry Jezebel
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I Will Die Before You Die BuzzFeed Jezebel
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How Bad Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man? Jezebel The Chive
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests Gawker Jezebel
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My God, It's the First Night of Slaughter io9 Jezebel Naturalnews
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Donald Trump Is Giving Us PTSD CNN Jezebel
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Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest of All Time BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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I Felt a Dick Joke io9 Jezebel
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Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die Jezebel Mashable
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Make Your Own Butthole BuzzFeed Jezebel
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An Experiment That Proved Spiders Don't Like Gays io9 Jezebel
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Google Sued for Hiring Strippers to Grind on Elderly Residents Jezebel
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Men: You Have Zero Purpose Cracked Jezebel
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This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae Gawker Jezebel
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Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful Huffington Post io9 Jezebel
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If Michael Bay Directed a Porno
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Sorority Suspended for Forcing Frat Bros to Eat Thin Mints BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? Daily Kos io9 Jezebel
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Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions" BroBible Jezebel
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This Cat Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel
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There's a Lake Where You Jizz BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Jezebel
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A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong
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10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal Jezebel Mommyish