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63,637 smashes / 181,000 upvotes / smashed from 34,809 real headlines
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Let's All Laugh at How Bad You Suck at Sports CNN Gawker Jezebel
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants? BuzzFeed Jezebel
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I Think My Mom Is Worse Than Comic Sans CollegeHumor Jezebel
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Great, Now Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex Robots Jezebel Upworthy
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For $5,000, You Can Now Be Used for Fuel io9 Jezebel New York Times Lede
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Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick Jezebel
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys Cracked Jezebel
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Man Dies After Horrifying First Visit to Dentist BuzzFeed Jezebel
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots? CNN Jezebel
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J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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People Are Currently in Existence Gizmodo Jezebel
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It's Now Illegal to Sell Girlfriend on eBay "As a Joke" BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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To Do: Go to Hell
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A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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LIVE: The Best of Your Nightmares io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party CNN Gawker Jezebel
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress Gawker Jezebel
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There's Now a Thing Defamer Jezebel
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America Still Sucks at Everything Except Acting Jezebel
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Child Emits High-Pitched Noise Only Audible to Other Countries, People Get By, Everybody Wins Jezebel Upworthy
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I'm Not Crying, There's Just a Bunch of Deaths The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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Yes, You Are Voldemort, Says Study Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel
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One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon io9 Jezebel
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku
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Doing 3 Basic Things Will Make You Cry Business Insider Jezebel
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Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Hologram The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles The A.V. Club Jezebel ZergNet
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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Six Reasons Why You Should Be Very Worried The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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This Kitten Barks Like a Tank
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Watch a Robot Blowjob Jezebel Kotaku
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Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis
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Crisis: Americans Are Lying Liars Gawker Jezebel