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17,383 smashes / 34,645 upvotes / smashed from 20,832 real headlines

1.7 average votes

Most Popular Smashes

532	532 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
456	456 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
410	410 Vote	These 5 Vegetables Are at It Again and It's Pissing Everyone Off
393	393 Vote	Obama Mourns Loss of Our Beloved Luigi
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
370	370 Vote	7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
364	364 Vote	Toddler Makes Compelling Argument and You Must Die
364	364 Vote	How to Make Sense
358	358 Vote	New Report Warns of a Marvel Movie
354	354 Vote	Very Concerned About the Moon 1	1
348	348 Vote	Not Sure What to Do With My Penis
344	344 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
342	342 Vote	Damn, That's Impressive Corn
325	325 Vote	People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot 2	2
323	323 Vote	Here Are 7 Reasons Why You Should Be Eating Me Out 1	1
315	315 Vote	Everything Is Very Dangerous
310	310 Vote	It's National Girlfriend Day, Treat Her Arthritis
296	296 Vote	Who's Up for a Penis? 2	2
291	291 Vote	A Few People Are Upset
287	287 Vote	You're Never Too Old for Facts About Norway 1	1
284	284 Vote	How to Avoid Socializing
277	277 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
273	273 Vote	Ever Wonder What the Fuuuuu
268	268 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
267	267 Vote	Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
254	254 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
250	250 Vote	Americans Are Just Full of "WTF"
248	248 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
246	246 Vote	Dudes Are Wearing Pants
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
232	232 Vote	Choo Choo! All Aboard the International Space Station
226	226 Vote	Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop
223	223 Vote	Clothes Are So 2013
217	217 Vote	Nintendo Is Trying to Get Laid
217	217 Vote	Cat Does Not Work 1	1
214	214 Vote	Kick Back With a Lifetime of Chronic Pain 1	1
213	213 Vote	Miss Canada Finalist Disqualified, Used to Draw Dicks on Secret Documents
212	212 Vote	My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt 1	1

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