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Apparently Kids Today Have NO Chance of Surviving Next 5 Years Mirror The Chive
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You Are a Marvel Among Mediocrity N4G The Chive
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Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline
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Hey, Kid… Do You Consider Charizard a Dragon?
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2020 May Seem Like a Scream Honking Goose The Chive
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We Live in My Coochie Breitbart New York Times The Chive
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I'm Sorry, but You're Officially Old if You Love to Cook Meals Mashable The Chive
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The Rich Who Are 100% Not Vampires New York Times The Chive
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Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself Cracked io9 The Chive
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In Other News: Today Has Been Canceled GameSpot The Chive
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Jesus Is Not Afraid of the Air Force Drudge Report Slate The Chive Upworthy
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Would You Want to Fuck io9 The Chive
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Study: Your Dog Really Is a Thing
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Lady Buys IKEA Lamp, Upgrades It to Attract Chicks 9gag The Chive
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Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds Business Insider FaithIt Gawker The Chive
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I Don't Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit Jezebel The Chive
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Obama Is One Hell of a Hip-Hop Icon Huffington Post The Chive Upworthy
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Kids Are in Broad Agreement About Pot, Abortion, And homosexuality HotAir The Chive
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17 People Share Humiliating Moments Where They've died Inside, and Holy Sh*t It's Impressive Cheezburger The Chive
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Pocket Sandwiches Revolutionized and 1,000,000 Times More Brutal Than Terrorists The Chive
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Dutch Man Blasts Public Urinaters With a Giant, Exploding Penis BroBible The Chive
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Burn Your Bra and the U.S. | COMMENTARY Baltimore Sun The Chive
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Whisky Made Me Sad :( 9gag The Chive
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