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17,308 smashes / 34,471 upvotes / smashed from 20,765 real headlines

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138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
137	137 Vote	Bill Gates Has Had No Idea I Was Horny
137	137 Vote	All Relationships Need a Firmware Update
136	136 Vote	Well S***, Amazon Is About to Buy Greenland
135	135 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Is Great but Have You Ever Pooped Your Pants…?
134	134 Vote	7 Fulfilling Jobs That Won't Blow Your Mind
134	134 Vote	Here's Why You Should Think Twice About Bulldozing the Ecosystem
133	133 Vote	I Can't Even Dream About Being Warm
133	133 Vote	You Can Now Watch Me Make Mistakes
132	132 Vote	How to Know if You Are Absolutely Disgusting
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
129	129 Vote	This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
126	126 Vote	I Just Checked, and It Will Kill You Without Remorse
125	125 Vote	Cat Abandoned for Being a Hypocrite
124	124 Vote	Wendy's Continues Its Crusade Against Pornography
124	124 Vote	If These Fish Only Knew What Was Happening
123	123 Vote	Kid Uses a "Sex Calculator" to Determine Cause of Prince's Death and Plays Emotional Tribute During Live ESPN Broadcast
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
121	121 Vote	"Deepfake" Porn Is Getting a Reboot, Likely Without Michael Bay 1	1
120	120 Vote	Umm, I Think These Instructions Missed a Few Steps…like All of Human History
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
120	120 Vote	One Prayer That Might Make You Die
119	119 Vote	I'm Not a Boob
115	115 Vote	Well if That Isn't the Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen in My Mouth
115	115 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
113	113 Vote	John Cena´s Blade Runner
113	113 Vote	Dad Jokes So Bad That Our Ankles Hurt
113	113 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Worse 1	1
112	112 Vote	Actors That Were Filmed
112	112 Vote	I Scream, You Scream, We All Hope for Clinton 3	3
112	112 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
111	111 Vote	Marvel Just Unleashed a Ton of Lemons
109	109 Vote	Russia Will Not Cure Your Cancer
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
108	108 Vote	Tuesday Is for Sale for $1.8m 1	1
107	107 Vote	Treat Yourself to Some Seriously Grisly Assassinations
107	107 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
106	106 Vote	After 75 Years, It's Time to Put Your Dongle Away
106	106 Vote	These Babies Rock Harder Than I Initially Thought
105	105 Vote	Dog Gets an F 1	1

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