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179	179 Vote	Google Fit Is Adding a Feature to Check the Dong
144	144 Vote	Two Years Ago I Was Younger
143	143 Vote	Why Congress Needs to Be Gay
137	137 Vote	All Dogs Go to Trial This Year
137	137 Vote	Bill Gates Has Had No Idea I Was Horny
124	124 Vote	House Republicans Call for White Privilege
109	109 Vote	Canadians Are Frustrated With Lack of "Butt Control"
101	101 Vote	A Cannabis Factory Was Just Named Best Laundromat in Baltimore
99	99 Vote	The Queen Gets HIRED AS NFL REFEREE
98	98 Vote	Help! My Girlfriend Doesn't Believe in Women's Suffrage
95	95 Vote	Oh No: Cardi B Asks for Millions of Tons of Water
92	92 Vote	The GOP Wants to Start Using the N-Word: "I Have More Black Friends Than Eminem"
92	92 Vote	A Little Joy. A Little Bit
90	90 Vote	Prince Charles Is "incredibly Sad" That He Has Found Happiness
90	90 Vote	Mommy, I Have an irreverent Sense of Style
74	74 Vote	Abolish the "oppressive" Prince of Darkness 1	1
74	74 Vote	Kendall Jenner Went on Killing Spree Saturday Night
69	69 Vote	Big Chungus Might Be a Spoiled Brat
67	67 Vote	I'm Not My Dad!
67	67 Vote	Trump Said He Had a L'Oreal Contract
66	66 Vote	14 Worms Pulled From Circulation
61	61 Vote	People Want to Do You and Me Both, Fish
60	60 Vote	Lobster Diver Survives Being Swallowed Whole by a Sheriff's Deputy
55	55 Vote	Gas Prices Are Likely Going to Die With Honor
55	55 Vote	Dr. Jill Biden: One of the Things I'm Most Proud of Is My Living Self. I Am a Living Drag Queen
54	54 Vote	Eh, No One Ever Asks Me About My Nose
51	51 Vote	Mother Pence Broke Debate Rules, Ripped Off Her Cellulite in Skimpy White Thong
48	48 Vote	Tom Hardy Posed With a USB-C Charging Cable
46	46 Vote	Salt and Pepper Spray
43	43 Vote	Elvira, Mistress of the Coronavirus
39	39 Vote	Police Find 16 People Hidden in a High Schooler
32	32 Vote	White Professor Who Correctly Predicted 2016 Election Says Trump Is Going to F@*k You!
29	29 Vote	US Ship Unable to Get Married
24	24 Vote	Chadwick Boseman's Brother Has a Real Name Now, Which Means You DON'T Get Bewbs
21	21 Vote	But He's a Pig
20	20 Vote	Duchess Meghan Made a Big Mess
8	8 Vote	King Charles Hosted His First Nazi Rally
8	8 Vote	Kamala Harris Did Brad Pitt
8	8 Vote	Donald Trump's Fascism Barbie
7	7 Vote	Threads Will Never Work Because Emotions Come From Human Beings

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