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63,670 smashes / 181,458 upvotes / smashed from 34,987 real headlines
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often Gawker Jezebel
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Man Says He Will Make You Die CNN Jezebel
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Court Rules Woman Must Stop Ranting About Her Vegan Diet Jezebel Mirror
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Snowden to U.S.: C'mon, Stop Treating Me Like an Asshole HotAir Jezebel
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These Teens Transform Crippling Insecurities Into a Bad Idea
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Sunday Sign-Off: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die CNN Jezebel
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Has a 5'4" Boyfriend Gawker Jezebel
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina Gawker Hacker News Huffington Post Jezebel
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God Tells Student to Decline Student Loans and Ask Him About His Awesome Lego Wheelchair BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Wealthy Egg Man Has Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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You Can Pay $200,000 to Replace Your Blender for Under 25 Bucks GameSpot Jezebel Lifehacker
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How to Masturbate In Public
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute Jezebel Upworthy
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This Is What I Want: The Perfect Slut BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Tested
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Meet the Dude Who Won't Leave You Alone Jezebel Upworthy
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Couples Have Sex in Relationships Defamer Jezebel
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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There Is No Joke Jezebel PC Gamer
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Woman Allegedly Armed Her Underage Gang Member Son With a Rodent-Sized Suit of Armor Jezebel The Blaze
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel
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Please Be Inspired by This Autistic Character Jezebel Wired
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How to Stop Doing Anything BroBible Jezebel
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This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks Jezebel
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to People CNN Jezebel Upworthy
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14 Smart-Sounding Movie Lines Ruined by Constant Erection, Unrelenting Orgasms Cracked Jezebel
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Here Are the Hardest Places to Poop BuzzFeed Jezebel New York Times
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Why You Should Never Eat Jezebel ZergNet
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All Dogs Go to Mexico for Health Care Jezebel Upworthy
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The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip Jezebel The Blaze
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All of Us Are Super Annoying Hacker News Jezebel
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Hobbit Gang Might Get Their Hands on Your Boobs Defamer Jezebel
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil CNN Defamer Jezebel
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The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce BuzzFeed Jezebel ZergNet
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The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
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Fuck the Pope Hates You Jezebel
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Police Are Just Overgrown Children
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Encourages You to Consider Dressing Normal Jezebel Upworthy
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How Did You Get the Ice Cream Sandwich
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Let's Send Pizza to People Who Give a Shit The A.V. Club Jezebel Pitchfork