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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep

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2014-05-27 shinryurex

I like companies that keep their promises.

2014-11-12 nebby_get_in_the_bag

And thus, the Kinect was made.

2018-08-10 will64gamer

Sequel: https://headlinesmasher.com/255134

discovered by weedlord
2013-12-04

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