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Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

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2014-07-31 penultimate_pi

fucking hell

2014-11-18 notaweeaboo

same

2017-11-30 galacticlioness

oh shit

2018-07-27 lemons

I know right? how awful

2018-10-27 ranjello

true

discovered by --elena--
2014-02-21

2014-02-21

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