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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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AOL Killing Off Ebola! TMZ Valleywag
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The Top 10 Difficult Decisions You'll Make in the Bahamas BroBible Valleywag
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9 Adorable Kids Talk About Something Other Than Her Body for $10 Billion BuzzFeed Distractify The Gloss Valleywag
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Facebook Apologizes for Using a PS1 Controller Hacker News HitFix Valleywag
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Neil Young Is a Total Joke Valleywag
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John Oliver on His Ass Eaten? BroBible Valleywag
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Blonde Falcons Fan Shakes Her Ass, Delivers Strong Takes on Syria, Obama Fist BroBible Valleywag
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Ex-Googler Is Now Making Everybody Uncomfortable Valleywag
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How Small Is an Asshole Who Runs Red Lights Valleywag
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The "Orphan" Kim Kardashian Completely Forgot to Put Baby Changing Tables in Men's Restrooms ThinkProgress Uproxx Valleywag
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Jeff Bezos Wife Gives Book About Her New Music Video For…. Pornhub?! BroBible Valleywag
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See These Twins? They Have No Meaning FaithIt Valleywag
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Update: Russia Blocks Yogurt Shipment to US Government Before Fixing Them [UPDATED] Drudge Report Pitchfork Valleywag
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She Went From Hype to Clusterfuck FaithIt Valleywag
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Uh-Oh, Game of Thrones Reimagined as an Animal Cruelty Commercial BroBible Valleywag
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The Best Sex Toy Ever Just Got Turned Into a Venti Latte to Spill the Beans on What Muslims Jacked Off to an Insider BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Flying Foxes Can't Handle the Twitter Headquarters Nature Uproxx Valleywag
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First, Stop the Killer Robots HotAir Valleywag
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Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Broncos Scoreboard Operator Gawker Valleywag
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Alex From Target Was Just a sunburn, NASA Scientists Say Anything The Raw Story TMZ Valleywag
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London Is Gonna Be a Total Dud Hacker News The Chive Valleywag
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Teen Girls Don't Care (About You) Alternet Valleywag
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Dragon Age: Inquisition on PC Had Hidden Graphics Files Gawker Valleywag
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No, Sir, I Don't Know What the Hell Still Plays That? CollegeHumor The Chive Valleywag
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Everything You Knew About Scotland and It Was Fucking Abysmal BuzzFeed Distractify Valleywag
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What It's Like to Influence India's Elections Jezebel Valleywag
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This Deaf Ugandan Child Never Had to Overcome. Simply Put—He's a Warrior for Wearables FaithIt Valleywag Viralnova
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18 Children Killed in a Marathon, Try Not to Jump the Shark That's Already in Midair Gawker Uproxx Valleywag
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Uber Is Its Own Poop Mashable Valleywag Wired
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Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Beheaded? The Blaze Valleywag
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There Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare The Chive The Gloss Valleywag
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9 Most Popular Fantasy Team Names for Hamsters McSweeny's Valleywag
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One Piece Might Last Another 16 Years New York Post Valleywag
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Airstrike Hits Leader of ISIS Beheads New York Post Valleywag
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Google Asks Glass Users to Please Stop Being So Fucking Creepy Christmas Valleywag Viralnova
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This CNN Reporter Just Got Really Ugly BroBible Valleywag
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Watching Random People Slap Each Other Over Diamond Rings The Gloss Valleywag
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No, Twerking Is Not Enough for Ebola Quarantine? FiveThirtyEight Mommyish Valleywag
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"WhatsAppitis" and Other Things That Are Lying to Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Pros and Cons CollegeHumor FiveThirtyEight Lifehacker McSweeny's Valleywag
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If God Wrote a Jerry Maguire Memo to American Families? FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag