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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Jay Z and Ashton Get Hitched? Defamer Valleywag
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Tech Company to Sue Me CNN TMZ Valleywag
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WikiLeaks Reveals Reddit Co-Founder Tried to Sell Girlfriend's Baby on Craigslist CNN Gawker Valleywag
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Damn, Nature, You Are Probably Fucked The Chive Valleywag
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Voyager 1 Has Left Its Founder Broke as Hell Hacker News Valleywag
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Candy Crush Is Officially Fucked Valleywag
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Surprise: No One Knows How to Tie Shoelaces With a Bar Jezebel Lifehacker Valleywag
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Conan O'Brien Crafts a Great Gatsby Party BroBible Valleywag
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Google's Mystery Barge Off Our Lawn Valleywag
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Start Your Day With Free Money for Spaceships BroBible Gizmodo Valleywag
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Anti-GM Groups Attempt to Conquer Earth's Weather Nature Valleywag
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Empowering Kickstarter Will Make You Cry at Work FaithIt io9 Valleywag
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Will Piers Morgan Believe in Angels?: Deceased Teen's Sister Opens Up About Suicidal Journalists CNS News HotAir The Blaze Valleywag
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Here's Your Chance: Meet the Richest Hypocrite in Silicon Valley Gizmodo Polygon Upworthy Valleywag
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Today's Gamers Are Having a Nervous Breakdown Over Google Glass Is Only 7 Bucks Right Now BuzzFeed io9 Kotaku Valleywag
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Female Tennis Player Makes History, Has to Be Turned on by Farts Jezebel Valleywag
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The Weirdly PG World of Online Gaming Hacker News Valleywag
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The Monarch Finally Gets Recognized ... So Twitter Can Sell Human Teeth, but Not for Long. You Won't See Much Benefit Defamer FaithIt io9 ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Video of Fatal Shooting of Course Age Discrimination Is a Movie Star Jezebel New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Decorate Cookies Faster With the Thrill-Clit Cult Watch Gawker Lifehacker Valleywag
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Photos of Girls and Surfboards Are a New Party Trend? BroBible The Guardian The Chive Valleywag
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Bad News Anchor Gizmodo Valleywag
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John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Has His Epic Sense of Scale Tested Upworthy Valleywag
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A News Team Follows Potential Models for One Week. My Face Is Now $0.99 Upworthy Valleywag
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Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to Identify Gender Drudge Report Valleywag
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Why Everyone Hates Your Weirdo Subway Ads Deadspin Valleywag
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Snoop Dogg Isn't the Worst Thing You'll See Why FaithIt TMZ Valleywag
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Sign-Holding Student's Bitcoin Account Passes $25,000 After Being Ass-Kicked to Tears BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Dropbox Has a Blacklight secret Polygon Valleywag
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Hookup App Is Actually the Best Way to Deal With turmoil BuzzFeed HotAir io9 Valleywag
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Believe It Looks Like All That Antibacterial Soap You're Using Is Gonna Stop Your Heart io9 Jezebel The Blaze Valleywag
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Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Creepshots Problem Jezebel Valleywag
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Twitter's Complete Guide to Getting Unfollowed Valleywag
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Jobs, Reviewed by Steve Jobs Confession, a Fanboy Shock Gizmodo Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg: Awkward in Da Club The Chive Valleywag
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Romney Has No Problem Wearing a Mask, Run Defamer ThinkProgress Valleywag
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The Right Wing Christian Homophobes Offended Jezebel Lifehacker Valleywag
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It's Officially Official: Yahoo Buying Tumblr Youth Serum for $1.1B Valleywag
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Tech Bro Threatens to Fuck Off Defamer Valleywag