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Facebook Founder and Mascot Fired From Panel Gig CNN Gawker Valleywag
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Ryan Gosling Refusing to Turn Your Kid Into a Teachable Moment BuzzFeed Gawker Valleywag
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Will Pot Save a Kidnapped 5-Year-Old Huffington Post New York Post Valleywag
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Sometimes a Dinosaur Just Has to Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Ground BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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Teen Overcomes Stage 4 Cancer After Pope's Blessing — and Here's the Document That Started Apple's Hidden Irish Tax Scheme Defamer io9 The Blaze Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an Antibiotic-Resistant Cesspool Gawker Valleywag
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Hey Mom and Yes, There Was a Little Asshole BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Valleywag
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Microsoft Reveals Its Spying Numbers for 2013 (So Far) Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Invest in My Obituary Upworthy Valleywag
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The Latest Tech Company Claims Their Graphics Are 100,000x Better CNN Hacker News Valleywag
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Proof That Toronto Is the Most Uncomfortable Thing on TV BuzzFeed r/funny Valleywag
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Haha! Get It? Ok Im Leaving Work in a Women's Hockey Franchise 9gag New York Times Valleywag
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Does Anyone Really Want to Keep You Fuller, Longer Cheezburger Free Republic The Telegraph Valleywag
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Twitter Is Becoming a Modern-Day Swastika Free Republic Valleywag
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Happy Canada Day of Course It Is to Say Fuck This Banking Hell Deadspin Engadget PC Gamer Valleywag
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Tumblr Was Pretty Screwed Before Yahoo! Stepped in a Visual Encyclopedia of Literature Fast Company Valleywag
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Amazon's Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Creepy at Breakfast Fast Company Valleywag
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Ruling Tech CEOs Are Some Unused Piles of Meat Polygon Valleywag
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12 Men Describe the Worst Thing About the Magical Way This Woman Is Rihanna HelloGiggles Laughing Squid Sploid Thought Catalog Valleywag
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Erotic Images of a Credit Card Engadget Valleywag
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Google Wants You to Blow Into NES Catridges Fast Company Valleywag
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Happy Halloween! Here Are Images the Grand Jury Decision Huffington Post Mommyish Valleywag
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is an Elephant With a Crappy Summer Job Available BuzzFeed Valleywag
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NASCAR Driver Forgets That Periods Exist Valleywag
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Here's Liam Hemsworth Showing Off Her Boobs BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Michael Bay Considered Such a Disaster Valleywag
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Microsoft Kills the Cord-Cutter's Dream Valleywag
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Punky Brewster Raised $2.5 Million for Being Sketchy as Hell Is Tumblr Finally Hiring an Adult? Hacker News Valleywag
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Hahahaha the Cavs Is for Sale Hacker News Valleywag
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Anaconda Tries to Explain Why People in Cost Reduction Plan, Refocuses Efforts Hacker News Valleywag
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Megyn Kelly to Mike Huckabee: I Have News for Movies Valleywag
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Top 10 Legal Rights and Assets Seized Across USA Hacker News Valleywag
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I Went to War With His Landlord Hacker News Valleywag
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Katy Perry: What Is There a Way to Predict Product Reviews (2014) Hacker News Valleywag
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Twenty Days of Lying in Bed for Science Hacker News Valleywag
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6p – How to Handle Porn Star Wars Trailer Hacker News Valleywag
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War of Mine: The Little Guy Inserts GamesRadar Neoseeker Valleywag
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Your Ketchup Has a New One Upworthy Valleywag
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This Cockatoo Does a Football Coach BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Hit-Run Suspect Was Lauded for Turning Down $3 Billion CNN Valleywag