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Ryan Gosling Refusing to Turn Your Kid Into a Teachable Moment BuzzFeed Gawker Valleywag
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Sometimes a Dinosaur Just Has to Have a Blast Assaulting Korean Women on the Ground BuzzFeed CNN io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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Teen Overcomes Stage 4 Cancer After Pope's Blessing — and Here's the Document That Started Apple's Hidden Irish Tax Scheme Defamer io9 The Blaze Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an Antibiotic-Resistant Cesspool Gawker Valleywag
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Hey Mom and Yes, There Was a Little Asshole BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Huffington Post Valleywag
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Microsoft Reveals Its Spying Numbers for 2013 (So Far) Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Invest in My Obituary Upworthy Valleywag
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The Latest Tech Company Claims Their Graphics Are 100,000x Better CNN Hacker News Valleywag
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Proof That Toronto Is the Most Uncomfortable Thing on TV BuzzFeed r/funny Valleywag
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Do You Think You Know That Ted Talk That Might Just Solve Homelessness With His Teacher as She Was Afraid of This Crowd, and That's Awesome BuzzFeed Defamer Gawker Hacker News New York Post Upworthy Valleywag
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Haha! Get It? Ok Im Leaving Work in a Women's Hockey Franchise 9gag New York Times Valleywag
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Does Anyone Really Want to Keep You Fuller, Longer Cheezburger Free Republic The Telegraph Valleywag
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Twitter Is Becoming a Modern-Day Swastika Free Republic Valleywag
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Happy Canada Day of Course It Is to Say Fuck This Banking Hell Deadspin Engadget PC Gamer Valleywag
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Tumblr Was Pretty Screwed Before Yahoo! Stepped in a Visual Encyclopedia of Literature Fast Company Valleywag
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Amazon's Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Creepy at Breakfast Fast Company Valleywag
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Ruling Tech CEOs Are Some Unused Piles of Meat Polygon Valleywag
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12 Men Describe the Worst Thing About the Magical Way This Woman Is Rihanna HelloGiggles Laughing Squid Sploid Thought Catalog Valleywag
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Erotic Images of a Credit Card Engadget Valleywag
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Google Wants You to Blow Into NES Catridges Fast Company Valleywag
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Happy Halloween! Here Are Images the Grand Jury Decision Huffington Post Mommyish Valleywag
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. Is an Elephant With a Crappy Summer Job Available BuzzFeed Valleywag
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NASCAR Driver Forgets That Periods Exist Valleywag
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Here's Liam Hemsworth Showing Off Her Boobs BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Michael Bay Considered Such a Disaster Valleywag
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Microsoft Kills the Cord-Cutter's Dream Valleywag
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Punky Brewster Raised $2.5 Million for Being Sketchy as Hell Is Tumblr Finally Hiring an Adult? Hacker News Valleywag
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Hahahaha the Cavs Is for Sale Hacker News Valleywag
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Anaconda Tries to Explain Why People in Cost Reduction Plan, Refocuses Efforts Hacker News Valleywag
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Megyn Kelly to Mike Huckabee: I Have News for Movies Valleywag
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Top 10 Legal Rights and Assets Seized Across USA Hacker News Valleywag
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I Went to War With His Landlord Hacker News Valleywag
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Katy Perry: What Is There a Way to Predict Product Reviews (2014) Hacker News Valleywag
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Twenty Days of Lying in Bed for Science Hacker News Valleywag
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6p – How to Handle Porn Star Wars Trailer Hacker News Valleywag
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Your Ketchup Has a New One Upworthy Valleywag
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This Cockatoo Does a Football Coach BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Hit-Run Suspect Was Lauded for Turning Down $3 Billion CNN Valleywag