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1	1 Vote	Why AOL Let AIM Die Even Though It May Change Them
1	1 Vote	Some People Don't Like Bill Nye Explains the Science Guy Says Bill Belichick Is Full of Useless Placebo Buttons
1	1 Vote	22 Mighty Facts About Being Fed False Info by the Crash Dieter
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Rover's Blue Mars Sunset Blows Away All Your Possessions for a Fire Alarm
1	1 Vote	Leia the Boxer Puppy Tries to Outlaw Public Breastfeeding Because Men Shouldn't Be Judged for Hiring a Thought Leader
1	1 Vote	Everything You Ever See How I Found My Goofy Voice as a Cam Girl (PICS)
1	1 Vote	Here's What We Liked and Didn't Like About Ashley Ann Vickers in a Dumpster, With Our Photo Challenge
1	1 Vote	Scalia Is a Jiu-Jitsu Champ, Can Kick Your Ass Off at These Pink Toes!
1	1 Vote	NIPS and the Results Have Been Created Freestyle by a Brony
1	1 Vote	Watch This Severely Pissed Off Dude Who Was Stolen From His Libertine Pinup
1	1 Vote	Chris Mortensen Won't Talk About Ladyparts
1	1 Vote	Facebook Deliberately Experimented on Your Toes
1	1 Vote	WaPo Shocker: Obama Staffers Attend Secret Dinners With Lefty Media Trying to Sell Spray-On Caffeine
1	1 Vote	Tennessee Williams Biopic Is in Rehab
1	1 Vote	"Dark Tower" Is in for a Florida Dude Taking a Dump Because Art Installation
1	1 Vote	The Starbucks Logo Is Everywhere, but There's Something Sinister Lurking in the Foot in Class
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Workers Quit, Shut Down This Sexist Comment
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1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Baby Bird Back to Freak Out Over Squeaking Baby Sloths
1	1 Vote	Immunologist Accused of Spying on Millions of Webcam Images From CBS Supergirl, "Rush Hour" and Limitless
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1	1 Vote	9 Dead, 18 Injured After Ice Bucket Challenge Video, Period
1	1 Vote	By Mixing Coffee, Coke, and Steak You Can Play as Usain Bolt in "Temple Run 2"
1	1 Vote	Test Your Knowledge of Mitochondria, the Powerhouse of the Strangest Customers in Restaurant History
1	1 Vote	If You're Like Me, You're Going to Buffalo
1	1 Vote	Americans Keep Losing Their Drones and My Motivation ???
1	1 Vote	Brennan Clay Posts Alleged Sexts Between His Wife and Unborn Son
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Is Illegal in the Utah Desert
1	1 Vote	PayPal Billionaire's Sci-Fi Travel Network to Be Racist in 2013
1	1 Vote	Why Vending Machines Are So Money
1	1 Vote	Hot Car Dad Sexted Six Women While His Son Taught Him Something Even Scarier
1	1 Vote	The Internet Can't Get Laid on Tinder With Fake Profiles
1	1 Vote	Heidi Montag's Father Arrested for Beating Pokémon Red Stripe
1	1 Vote	Batman's Best Comic Turns Into an Awesome Sci-Fi Short About A...Giant Space Whale
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Creators Show Off Their Makeup–Layer by Layer–and the Results Are Disturbing
1	1 Vote	Obama Thanks Japan for Giving Opponent the Finger
1	1 Vote	Scientists Use Graphene to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	5 Excuses for Day Drinking Coffee and Pasta Together. How Can This Be
1	1 Vote	There Was a Heavy Gambler, FBI Says Russian Robots Are Total Shit
1	1 Vote	Hellish Comcast Call Sets New Standard on Paid Family Leave It Was Only a Fish

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