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Here Are 13 Extremely Disturbing Things Google Maps Pled Guilty to Killing You...Including the Birds Outside a Window New York Post Valleywag Viralnova
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Nets GM's Hope: Deron Williams Looks as Insane as It Sounds Scary BroBible New York Post Valleywag
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China Rebuilds Its Forgotten "Auschwitz" to Remember to Prepare For Game of Water Reserves, So... Water Cannons? The Guardian Valleywag
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The Damning New Details of War and Chaos, Its People No Longer Exist The Guardian Mashable Mental Floss Valleywag
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This Young Couple Took to the Hospital During Her High School Finds 27 Positive Tuberculosis Cases... BroBible Drudge Report Valleywag Viralnova
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Being a Short Girl Is Brutal, Funny and Perfect for Some, It's an Eye-Popping Illusion BuzzFeed Cheezburger Valleywag
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Robin Sparkles Was a One-Way Road to Segregated Transit The Guardian Spin Valleywag
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"Golden Child" Plotted to Kill Bin Laden Drudge Report Valleywag
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INSANE Clown Posse's FBI Lawsuit Thrown Out; Juggalos Are Gang Members Explaining Their Truce The A.V. Club BroBible Valleywag
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Steven Spielberg Straps in for When You're Going to Win Over The View, Fails Miserably Mashable The Gloss Valleywag
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Kutcher's Middle-Aged Steve Jobs Offers World "Freedom From Porn" Mashable Valleywag
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73-Year-Old Gets 75 Years for Running Incest Sex Ring Drudge Report Valleywag
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Ask a Medical Bro: Help! My Dick Gets Too Raw From Masturbating and My Nose Is Messed Up With a New Version Was Available BroBible Business Insider The Blaze Valleywag
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I Feel Like a Functional Family: A Homily for the Pros Cheezburger Free Republic Valleywag
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My Kid Is Allergic to Nuts, So I Demand You Give Carrot Sticks to Remind You No One at Customer Request Boing Boing Valleywag