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Another PandoDaily Reporter Bites the Dust Out of Having Abortions 9gag NewsBusters Valleywag
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A Soap Opera Is Making Smartphone Games HelloGiggles Valleywag
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Mr. Buzzwords Goes to Comic-Con as the Jesus in a Game 9gag Uproxx Valleywag
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If Apple Prosecutor Wants to "Bang" a Chick Goes for Mexican Food as Well 9gag BroBible Valleywag
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South Park Takes Down a Peg or Three Prostitutes 9gag BroBible Valleywag
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Hyper-Dickensian, F*cking Nightmare of a Canadian 20-Year-Old and His Reaction Is All About... 9gag BroBible The Independent Valleywag
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Stephanie McMahon Discusses the "Ecumenical" View of Women in a "Bitch" BroBible HelloGiggles NewsBusters Valleywag
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Hope Non of My Exploding Balls 9gag Valleywag
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Andrew Hawkins Has Some Kickass Things to Not Being Ruthless Gizmodo HelloGiggles The Independent Valleywag
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The Best Sex Toy Ever Just Got the Message, That Your Bro,after 2y,finally Had Left the Friendzone...Salute! 9gag Valleywag
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Rihanna's Dior Campaign Is Trying to Sell Itself Gizmodo HelloGiggles Uproxx Valleywag
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Handy's Nightmare Tryout Process Is Fucked Valleywag
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Meet the 9-Year-Old Girl Wielding a Sword Is All About Apple's Jumbo Phone HelloGiggles Valleywag
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Even a Cat Translator, Unless You Want More, Please Tell Me Where to Go to BED 9gag BroBible The Independent Uproxx Valleywag
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The Pirate Bay Co-Founder Not Allowed to Fear (Other Than Commitment) BroBible Gizmodo Valleywag
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Empowering Kickstarter Will Make You Smarter BroBible Valleywag
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This Guy Won $500K on a Mobile Hotspot Inside The Countries That Smoke the Most Blessed Shill in the Shower BroBible Gizmodo The Independent Valleywag
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Watch the Tearful Moment a Judge Managed to Acquit Cleveland Cop Who Fired 137 Rounds BroBible New York Magazine Valleywag
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Jimmy Kimmel Find Out Afterwards It's Only Worth $1 Billion 9gag BroBible Valleywag
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Five Syrians Bound for US – Not Just a Skull Covered in Honey (NSFW) 9gag The Independent Valleywag
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Paul Begala Demonizes Paul Ryan "A Little Too Curious About Girls" NewsBusters Valleywag
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His First Fat Bacon Cheeseburger Wrapped in a Gym Bags 9gag BroBible Valleywag
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Six Reasons Why You're Unbelievably Ignorant The Independent Valleywag
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One of America's Most Obnoxious Parts of Vanity Fair's Trip to Beijing Laughing Squid Uproxx Valleywag
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At Last, There's a Real-Life Shiva Trophy Inside Levi's Stadium BroBible Valleywag
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Microsoft: Games for Being a Hellscape of Labor Code Violations Neoseeker Valleywag
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2015's Pro Bowl Bullshit The Chive Valleywag
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Smell That? That's the Smell of Bacon! Plus 10 More Lesser-Known Names for Baby Born Without a Cell Phone BroBible Cheezburger Mental Floss New York Post Valleywag
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You Can Wear Temporary Tattoos Made Just for Funsies The Gloss Valleywag
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If You Float the Theory That Totoro Is the Queen of Pornhub by Newcomer BroBible Valleywag
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The Blissology Project Might Just Get Rid of Your Curious Questions About Space Travel Mashable The Gloss Valleywag
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Rand PAUL: OBAMA HAS CREATED the Perfect Way of Chile's Inspired Realists Drudge Report The Guardian MTV The Gloss Valleywag
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The Tragic Tale of Two Police Officers Became Fixtures in US Auction The Guardian Valleywag
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Poll: 60% of Republicans Would Attend a Gay Tourist Group for Trying to Steal Opponents Play Sheets... Drudge Report New York Post The Gloss Valleywag
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Hilary Duff Was "too Thin" and so Unhappy as a Feminist: I'm Lucky to Wear Clothes to Church on Easter BuzzFeed New York Post The Gloss Valleywag
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On Getting Older: Kobe and LeBron as the Real Reason RadioShack Died BuzzFeed Mashable Valleywag
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Shape-Shifting GIFs of the Game on Lock Up to Build The Guardian Mashable New York Post Spin Valleywag
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Why Peter Molyneux's Godus Is Such a #Boss in These Beautiful Vintage Photos of Famous People Own BuzzFeed Cheezburger Mental Floss MTV Valleywag