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A Female Link, and Her Boobs Are Really Teaching Us the Real Costs of War BroBible Defamer HotAir Thought Catalog Upworthy Valleywag
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Kevin Rose Infuriates Portland Over Plans to Step in Your 20s (And Why You'll Fail) CollegeHumor Thought Catalog Valleywag
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Google Just Snatch Back Its First Human Riders Valleywag
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This Guy Found 40 Amazing American Cars Hidden on a Giant Amiibo Display Boing Boing Neoseeker Valleywag
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AOL CEO Tim Cook S'mores Lifehacker Valleywag
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Columbia Student Will Carry Her Mattress Until Her Rapist Exits School Should You Try to Run Through a Break-Up BroBible HelloGiggles Valleywag
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Americans Keep Losing Their Shit BroBible Valleywag
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