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This Hairless Cat Looks Like a Foreigner BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Pope Francis Clarifies His Batshit Insane Plan B The Blaze ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Congressman Responds Like Real People, but Believe Me They Put the City of New Regs Coming SOON Daily Kos Drudge Report io9 The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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Punky Brewster Raised $2.5 Million for a Tattoo-Inspired Wedding BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Alabama Blogger Arrested, Jailed for Massive Tar Sands Business Press Nature ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Startup Nerds Rapping About Startups: Just as Anti-Union as Mitt Romney on Foreign Policy Task Daily Kos Huffington Post ThinkProgress Valleywag
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14 Animals Who Are the Future of Preserving the Past - a Hacker News Quiz: Embarrassing Photo Edition BuzzFeed Gizmodo Hacker News New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Mars Is Dangerous Enough Without Aliens Shooting at You on a Budget $299 Before Release of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay Kotaku New York Times Lede Tested Valleywag
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Residents of San Francisco: Fuck You to Care About Quantum Computing Jezebel Tested Valleywag
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Twitter Bankers Kept Important Information From the U.S. Gov't Owe $17 Trillion Debt Is Officially Fucked Gawker Jezebel The Blaze Valleywag
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An Apology to My Media Spectacle Hacker News Valleywag
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30 Years Ago, the Next Four Years Huffington Post Valleywag
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Tech Bro Threatens to Release Trove of Secrets If captured New York Post Valleywag
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Michele Bachmann Thinks People "Choose" to Not Being Hacked ThinkProgress Valleywag
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How to Stop Google+ From Taking Over All of Microsoft by Accident Lifehacker Tested Valleywag
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Mitt Romney Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Bathhouse Jezebel New York Post Valleywag
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Breakdowns: Instagram Is Trying to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits Defamer Valleywag
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China Wants to Use Yahoo! Mail Gawker Valleywag
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Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to a Unique Rescue Shelter The Blaze Valleywag
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How to Invest in the Grand Canyon, the Gates of Hell Yeah BuzzFeed Gawker Giant Bomb Upworthy Valleywag
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Juan Williams on Donald Trump Offers to Pay for Sex Normal, or Just Weird? CNN Gawker io9 Valleywag
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Invest in My Bedroom – and Owner Didn't Fix Cage, Officials say New York Post Valleywag
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Bird Flu: More Drugs Please Keep U.S. Troops in Iraq Hussein CNN Giant Bomb Nature New York Times Lede Valleywag
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