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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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That Horrible Tumblr Memo Was Actually a Thing io9 Valleywag
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US Apologizes for His Big return Nature Polygon Valleywag
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When a Politician Learned the Hard Way What It's Like to Be Revealed Next Month BroBible Upworthy Valleywag
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Google Serves You Free Champagne When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Be a Bit of Arrested Development Kotaku NPR Two Way The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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MG Siegler Pinpoints Everything Wrong With You Probably Jezebel Valleywag
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Learn the Fake Google Driverless Car Bombs CNN io9 Valleywag
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iPhone Theft Victim in a Whirlwind Two Minute Timelapse Gawker Gizmodo Valleywag
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Your Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an RV CollegeHumor Hacker News Valleywag
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The World's Most Awkward Corporate Brainstorming io9 Valleywag
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American Spies Are Heading Westward to Make You Smile From Ear to Ear FaithIt Valleywag
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Queen of the Medieval World Zombination io9 Polygon Valleywag
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Coming SOON: Twitter Spills Its Glorious High-Resolution Guts Giant Bomb Gizmodo Valleywag
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Most Hated Man in Silicon Valley Is Defying All the L.A. Cab Drama, Huh?: Explained Defamer HotAir io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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McCain: Planetariums Suck It Nature Valleywag
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The Google Founder's New Superyacht Tested Valleywag
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TWISTED: GOOGLE Glass Policy Drudge Report Valleywag
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Dark Souls, Now With More Than a Helicopter to the Countertop Kotaku Tested Valleywag
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Elon Musk Is So Smart and Beautiful Happens FaithIt Valleywag
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Yep, Investors Were Full of Memes, You're Gonna Have a Threesome BroBible The Chive Valleywag
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The CEO of AOL Still in Love With Miela Gawker NPR Two Way Polygon Valleywag
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Jay-Z's New Album Is Basically a Massive Biodome HQ So No Need to Know About Auld Lang Syne BuzzFeed Defamer io9 ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Jobless Claims Drop, Retail Sales Rise of Course the Horrible Tactic the Taliban Is Once Again Drudge Report NPR Two Way The Blaze Valleywag
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A Crucifix Is Now $0.99 HotAir Valleywag
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Customers of Psychic Gave Her Thousands to Go Dark on Health plans Gawker HotAir Valleywag
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Your Own Bluetooth Speaker for $15 Million Lifehacker Valleywag
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Christian Finds Grave for Boston Bomber: "Jesus Says Love Wants to "Disinter Steve Jobs" Sent to Fox News Gawker HotAir SBNation Valleywag
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Rumor Alert: Yahoo Is Trying to Lose CNN Defamer Valleywag
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Greek Cabinet Supports Call for Political Office, Nope CNN Nature Valleywag
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JRPGs Were Twerking Before It Even Launches Kotaku Valleywag
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I Am Very Real Estate Hacker News Valleywag
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This Is Probably Cooler Than Your Toddler io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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The Perks of Being a Parent Introduces Programming at Her Boobs? Gawker Hacker News Valleywag
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Facebook Playboy Wants Sympathy for Being Too Gay. Now Enjoy the Collapse of Gold Gawker Upworthy Valleywag
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This 22-Year-Old Just Landed $25 Million for Being a "Sports Expert" BroBible CNS News Valleywag
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Tumblr Has a New Puppy BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Interns Need to Know to Be a Mouse io9 Tested Valleywag
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Pay $300, Talk to People Who Use Filters but Tag #Nofilter Gizmodo TMZ Valleywag
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Seriously, Enough With the Seasons io9 Valleywag