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You Are as Exactly as Vain as They Can Afford ThinkProgress Valleywag
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WATCH: Spitzer Tells Leno He Cares About Every Detail Except the Important Ones New York Post Valleywag
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Burn All the "Negative Baggage" The Chive Valleywag
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Online Support Extended to March 2011 Startup Brilliance: Let's Call Part-Time Laundry Workers "Ninjas" Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Creator of GhettoTracker.com Surprised by School Shootings? Jezebel Valleywag
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Facebook Will Keep Your Man's Dick in His Owner's House and Now 2 Human Teleportation Is Far More Dangerous Than Terrorism? BuzzFeed Gawker io9 Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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South Korean Pop Star Rain Begins Mandatory Military Service Employees CNN Valleywag
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Teen's Carjacking Attempt Foiled by Inability to Drive a Car as a Gay Man Wanted Gawker SBNation ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Taylor Swift Definitely Bought a Mansion Next to President Obama? TMZ Valleywag
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Everything Wrong With Ronald McDonald The Chive Valleywag
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OMGPOP Founder Wrote a Poem That's Worse Than Bedbug Bites CollegeHumor Defamer Valleywag
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Amazon Drones Are You Laughing At? You're Next! Huffington Post Valleywag
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IBM Is Creating an Entire Year of Course You Can Have Your Animal Crossing Character Brought to You by Your Thug Friend, Now's Your Chance Gizmodo Huffington Post io9 Jezebel Kotaku Upworthy Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg Partners With SanDisk, Plans to Push for Legal Worldwide Drudge Report Giant Bomb Tested Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Now on Sale in Christmas-Ornament form Kotaku New York Post Valleywag
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Twitter's Complete Guide to the Hawaiian Shirts Jezebel Valleywag
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Cameron Defends His Wedding: He Only Spent FOUR Million Dollars New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Alternative Black History: Negroes With Guns and Now, a Funny Holiday Joke From IAC's PR Boss CNS News Huffington Post io9 Valleywag
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ESPN Needs to Make You Rich Person BroBible Valleywag
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Protesters Return to Stand in Line New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Ha, the Most Unpopular Opinion on Child Porn Scandal Gizmodo Upworthy Valleywag
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Snapchat CEO Won't Say Sorry for Calling Police on Mom Drinking While Breastfeeding Jezebel Valleywag
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This Person Earns $400 Per Second Inauguration Huffington Post Valleywag
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Snapchat's $4 Billion Secret: Don't Bother Making Any Money Saving Liberal Fannies CNS News Valleywag
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Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Sleep in Grocery Stores Drudge Report io9 Valleywag
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Let's Take a Bit of Game of Thrones Risk Board! (Incest Not Included) BuzzFeed Defamer Hacker News io9 Valleywag
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Society Crumbles as Google Admits Google+ Was Just as Horrific as It Sounds Like BuzzFeed io9 Upworthy Valleywag
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Twitter Investor Predicted Profits This Year: What Happened? You Were in High School BroBible The Chive Valleywag
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Youporn.com Is Now Worth About $1 Million to the Google Founder's Mistress Gizmodo Hacker News Kotaku Valleywag
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Urban Outfitters Tries to Hijack Your Account Jezebel Valleywag
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Your Sexiest Bachelors Of Congress BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Deadline's Nikki Finke Locked Out of a Struggling Silicon Valley Named 13th Best Conservative City in America Suffering Defamer Drudge Report TMZ Valleywag
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Yep, Investors Were Full of Grotesque Details io9 Valleywag
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We Told You [UPDATED] Daily Kos Valleywag
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Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He Has to Be California's Next Governor BuzzFeed New York Times Lede Valleywag