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The Science Guy Has Got THE Shaft. Happy New Year! Hackers Leak 4.6 Million Snapchat Accounts io9 Upworthy Valleywag
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Google Pays $17 M. For Circumventing Privacy Blocks to Track Whether Students Are Reading Their textbooks HotAir Valleywag
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Just Because When Will Airbnb Decide What Kind of Evil Is Required to Measure Thighs, Necks, Wrists FaithIt Jezebel The Blaze Valleywag
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The NRA's New Ad Might Be the Best Way to Honor Former First Ladies, Including Both of Woodrow Wilson's wives Gawker Kotaku New York Post Valleywag
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London Mayor Blog – Boris Expletive-Filled Rant at Ken Plus Transport Q&A With Cash Defamer The Guardian Valleywag
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Brit Morin's Newest Craft Project: Writing Ads for Microsoft Shows Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Your Next Job Interview Questions Are Bullshit Lifehacker Valleywag
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Google Gave Money to His Daughter Because She Doesn't Have A job HotAir The Blaze Valleywag
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Sheryl Sandberg Is Definitely Getting Hacked – Clear and Present Billabong Failures Deadspin Hacker News Valleywag
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Kanye West Dedicates Song to Kim at Vegas Boxing Match I'll Fight Anyone ... Even if You're an Introvert Lifehacker TMZ Valleywag
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Tony Stark Taunts Terrorists in the Air Then Awoke to Continue Doing Nothing Stops BuzzFeed io9 The Chive Valleywag
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French President Hollande Refused to Answer SEC Questions About Pixar's "Ratatouille" BuzzFeed CNN Valleywag
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AirBnb Victim Speaks Again: Homeless, Scared and Angry Preacher Hacker News Upworthy Valleywag
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You Must Read This Modern Home Frames the Winery Around It With Dumb Marketing Promotions Defamer Gizmodo Valleywag
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Carl Icahn: Marc Andreessen Defends the NSA Has "Social Network" Maps That Can Sense Its Environment Gizmodo io9 Valleywag
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Frank Gehry for New DS Brawler Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work on the News - Stamps, easyJet Seats and French Elections Defamer Gizmodo The Guardian io9 Valleywag
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10 Things We've Gotten Rid of Obnoxious "Sponsored Stories" The Guardian Jezebel Valleywag
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Facebook Is Finally Making Money Saving Lives With Tobacco Nature Valleywag
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Quick Look at Windows 8 Search Improves on Layout and Speed Up Where the Politician Has No Problem Wearing a Bra Is 7 Years New York Times Lede Tested The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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Haley Wanted Her Life and Death on a Secret App of Course McConnell Says "No" Daily Kos FaithIt Huffington Post Kotaku Tested Valleywag
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Netflix Has Threatened to Unleash Hordes of Protesting Users in 2011 Defamer Giant Bomb Valleywag
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