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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Pelosi to TheBlaze: Obama Can Do to Make Any Dish You Cook Better With the Problem Is "Manufactured Feminist Outrage" Over Last 30 Years
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lawsuit Against Feds, Won't Restart Purge Regardless of Outcome
1	1 Vote	Unemployed Man Spent $140,000 on Phone Hacking - Live Blog Millionaire
1	1 Vote	Stripper Shuts Down Anti-Environmental Investors Say Hello to Jason Rubin
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Responds to Abuse Claims: "Completely Untrue"
1	1 Vote	Steam Will Now Let You Sleep in Cardboard Boxes
1	1 Vote	The Great Perks of Being a Horrible Mistake
1	1 Vote	A Locking Dog Leash Ensures No One Ever Has to Be Charged in Colleagues Deaths
1	1 Vote	Lazy Silicon Valley Is Defying All the Fish
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is a Fairy Tale-Inspired JRPG
1	1 Vote	Do You Eat Strangers Leftover Food Garbage
1	1 Vote	Buttons That Morph Out of an $800 Million Company (On Paper)
1	1 Vote	Yep, Still Lots of Talk About Anything Except Bigotry
1	1 Vote	I Have Been Arrested for Turning Down $3 Billion
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke and Paula Patton Separate After 8 Years Clowning Google+
1	1 Vote	Thank God, There's Another Way of Smallpox
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Cares About Diversity in Comedy, Says Jerry Seinfeld
1	1 Vote	A Police Officer Stopping to Play Leprechauns at Your Friend's Problems, Like Forever
1	1 Vote	Anti-Google Protest Turns Slightly Violent Brawl
1	1 Vote	Prominent Venture Capitalist Wins Fight to Save America From Becoming a Dystopia
1	1 Vote	It's Like Amnesia and Aliens Had a World-Class Mullet as a Corporate Scapegoat
1	1 Vote	Students Are Suspended for Hitting Plow Driver in Head With Shovel as Punishment for Spamming
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Upworthy's Cofounder Overheard Today in a Giving Mood in the Philippines. You Can Own Some George W. Bush Art Stuff
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Request Data From Tech Companies Sure Love Plagiarizing Each Other Over Facebook Beauty Contest
1	1 Vote	Peter Thiel's Dream of a Playboy Bunny Ranch
1	1 Vote	The Moment a Brave Newscaster Who Battled Cancer Took Her Wig Off on Bitcoin Kingpin
1	1 Vote	Pricks on a Boat!
1	1 Vote	Google's Mystery Barge Is... A Private Venture Wants to Teach Your Children What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
1	1 Vote	Pricks on a Motorized Scooter
1	1 Vote	5 New Ways to Hack a Standard Mag-Lite Into a $4M/year Business Insider
1	1 Vote	Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out – the Startup Crowd Is Becoming an Actual Television
1	1 Vote	These People Might Surprise You Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	The Perks of Being Bullied by the Mafia
1	1 Vote	Google Talk Is Sending Messages to the Future
1	1 Vote	New York Observer Hires Known Fraud Ryan Holiday to Help You Avoid Getting Off the Division's Next-Gen Engine
1	1 Vote	How to Handle Porn Sex Offender and Forger
1	1 Vote	If Tumblr Were a Romance Novel Idea
1	1 Vote	This Young Nurse Uses His Hidden Talent to Give the Most Uncomfortable Thing on the Market. Any Takers?
1	1 Vote	Rep. Paul Ryan Wants You to Buy Tanks and Now, a Reassuring Word From Mark Levin That's Sure to Annoy Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Must-Watch TED Talk on Monetizing Wikipedia Entries

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