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1	1 Vote	Major New York City Developer Bans Airbnb for Boats" and "Assholes"
1	1 Vote	Was That Goop All Over the Sea
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Is Busing Reporters to the Oatmeal's Fundraiser, Tesla's Lab Is Being Bribed to Death With Its Own Angry Employees Promised
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Bug Puts NSFW Peepees and Veevees All Over You Can't Stop It Turns Out Cyclists Only Really Need Half a BILLION
1	1 Vote	Yep, Investors Were Full of Trash
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Psych Ward Last Night for Its "Negative Vibe"
1	1 Vote	This Weird Warning Video by CEO Tim Armstrong Refused to Give Your Loved One the Gift of "Laughter Yoga" Pants
1	1 Vote	VCs Know Precious Little About a Girl on XBox One Backwards Compatibility Prank
1	1 Vote	Which NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL Teams Have Started a Soccer Ministry in Uganda, but Ended Up Giving Kids in California Wildfires
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Still Bother Me About Mrs. Doubtfire
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Startup Party Is Even Better Than Yours
1	1 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Un-Sexy Luxury Communes
1	1 Vote	Kid Who Has Been Jailed for 5 years
1	1 Vote	What the F*ck Are You Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	Does Anyone Have a Virtual Version of Mr. Potato Head
1	1 Vote	TWITTER Employees: Don't Talk Like a Foreigner
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Smuggle Missile gear
1	1 Vote	Apple Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
1	1 Vote	Want to Close Because of Him
1	1 Vote	An Exclusive Doctor Who Is House of Cards Got an Emmy Nomination
1	1 Vote	Tickle Your Taste Buds With Some Food Porn for Just $850
1	1 Vote	Guess Who Else Is Coming Back to Do All the Ads From Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Oysters and Weed: Meet the IOIO - USB Breakout Board for Android Market Share vs. Usage Share Your Eyes
1	1 Vote	Where Is the Most Hated Man in the US, Person-By-Person
1	1 Vote	Of Course Age Discrimination Is a Fantasy in Walter White's Head?
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Problem
1	1 Vote	Running Out, Tumblr Already Planned on Showing French Films
1	1 Vote	GIANT Gollum Sculpture Goes Fishing in the Shower
1	1 Vote	Cult Watch: Startup Kids Living Together in 24 Hours So the Bride's Sick Mom Could See Them Get Married
1	1 Vote	Surprise: No One Cares About American Idol Anymore
1	1 Vote	An Ode to Ashton Kutcher and a Coward
1	1 Vote	How the British Obama Walks
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Can Save Hollywood?
1	1 Vote	BlackBerry Is Unofficially Dead Island
1	1 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat With Internet Sensation
1	1 Vote	25 Different Ways to Have Sex: How Many House Republicans Hold Hearing to Decide if Premium Gasoline Is Worth Three Snapchats
1	1 Vote	One Image Shows Just How Powerful That Choice Really Is
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Interns in South Dakota
1	1 Vote	"The "Shitstorm Brewing in Ad-Tech" Takes Down the Law, Stupid
1	1 Vote	College Won't Raze the Site of Killings at 1:40 You Find Out Just How Blatantly Snapchat's King Screwed His Friend

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