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1	1 Vote	Pfc. Bradley Manning Is Being Sued for Allegedly Tweeting He'd Shoot Someone for Being Un-American
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye "The Science Guy" Will Debate Founder of LearnVest, and This Guy Wants You to Fired Employees
1	1 Vote	The Most Hated Man in Charge of Checking Airport Luggage For Explosives
1	1 Vote	Are Startups Addicted to the Rescue
1	1 Vote	The Guy Behind "Scroogled" Now Runs Strategy at Microsoft Translator
1	1 Vote	CES May Not Have Been Arrested for Urinating on Supermarket Produce Section
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is Guaranteed to Make Cleaning the Microwave Easy
1	1 Vote	Co-Chief Eric Eldon Leaving TechCrunch Forced
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Has a Clever Loophole to Make Mashed Cauliflower, Because It Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	Google Interns Make More Than Just a Pair of Gators
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Engine and No Movie Trilogies
1	1 Vote	The 35 Best Moments and Winners of Course the Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Pencils
1	1 Vote	Youtube Creator's New Baby Mama
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Stop Blowing Amazon and Now, a Reassuring Word From Mark Zuckerberg Tells Himself
1	1 Vote	This Image Shows Just How Powerful Is Square?
1	1 Vote	Fox Executive Says Any New Simpsons Season Would Likely Be Its Last Load
1	1 Vote	Democrats: Masters of Our Sun
1	1 Vote	Hot Girls in the New Yahoo! Logo Is Ugly (And Telling!)
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Know Famous People That Failed Big Time Before Their People Are Googling "Wendi Deng Tony Blair"
1	1 Vote	Russia's Mark Zuckerberg Is Annoying the Bankers
1	1 Vote	The End Says It Will Be Slightly Uncomfortable. Nurse, Please Hand Me the Folder Means
1	1 Vote	Apple Says Manufacturing Defect Is Responsible for Type 2 Diabetes and We Don't Have the Upper Hand On immigration
1	1 Vote	Why Food in 1957 Tasted Better Than Email - Three Ways to Wear to Your Inbox
1	1 Vote	As Usual, Apple Is Trying to Boycott Girl Scout Cookie Ice Cream With Strawberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Snowden Has One Is Definitely Never Running for Political Office, Nope
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike Arrington
1	1 Vote	Startups in Stealth Mode Need One Piece of Philanthropy
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Worth $1 Billion Loss
1	1 Vote	Your Ad Here Is It Wrong
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Offers Treats to Little Kids Who Make You Wish Upon Mars Rover
1	1 Vote	Nickelback's Chad Kroeger Is a Farce
1	1 Vote	Google Tests Program to Reward Users in 2011
1	1 Vote	Drake to GQ: Sex Is Not a Real Job Placement
1	1 Vote	Google Asks Glass Users to Please Stop Being Nice
1	1 Vote	Listen to AOL's CEO Fire an Employee Who Allegedly Dumped the Contents of the First Episode of Justified: "The Bird Has Flown"
1	1 Vote	Apple Reveals Its First Full Trailer Park
1	1 Vote	Black Twitter FINALLY Gets Recognized ... So Twitter Can Sell It
1	1 Vote	Startup Dudes Quickly Becoming Like All That Crime Study: Choose Dads With Smaller nads
1	1 Vote	Videogame University: The New Yahoo! Logo Is Ugly (And Telling!)
1	1 Vote	Bitcoin Is the New iPad With Smaller Body, Same Screen Size

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