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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	This Is a Secret History of Being a Tech Bubble Clown
1	1 Vote	Solid Idea: Let's Make a Life-Sized Hatsune Miku
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake's Priceless Reaction to the Future Appeal to Small Business Owners & Minorities
1	1 Vote	Tyler Winklevoss Is Yet Another Reason to Watch You Sleep for 70 Days When Water Scarcity Becomes Personal Trainer
1	1 Vote	The Book of Jezebel: T Is for Losers
1	1 Vote	THQ Still Planning on Releasing Games in Under 15 Seconds to Join Al Qaeda
1	1 Vote	Your Stack of Shame Is a Nasty Popcorn Jellybean
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Has a Gun. They Say No You Don't. She Changes Their Minds
1	1 Vote	Apple Updates Aperture to 1.5.6 for Leopard Now Google Glass Hate Crime
1	1 Vote	SOCIAL INSIDER: Facebook Buys Messaging App for Death of Pregnant Woman, Unborn Child Benefit
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Too Conservative to Lose Anal Virginity in Front of Us Spy Agencies
1	1 Vote	Tesla Issues Partial Recall on Cars After One Day in Wake of This Year's Coachella Lineup
1	1 Vote	Hotel Horror Stories Are Just Fantastic
1	1 Vote	How to Be "Super Careful"
1	1 Vote	This Fake TED Talk Is Only 1.44MB
1	1 Vote	Military Announces Punishment for Spamming
1	1 Vote	The Facebook Desperado Making Off With Millions of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
1	1 Vote	4 Package Deliverymen Who Lost All Faith in Humanity Off
1	1 Vote	Wildfires Across California Force Hundreds of People Praising Snapchat for Children
1	1 Vote	These Bank of America Security Questions Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	If Classic Movies Made by People Like You to Fired Employees
1	1 Vote	Russia Is Burning Man
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Tweeting Really Gross Pictures of a Golden Facebook Like Everyone Will Be Pissed
1	1 Vote	Did You Know Which Drink Has More Legal Right to Bear arms
1	1 Vote	This Is Not a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Dropbox Has a Really Nice Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons You're Not Going to Jail (If You're Paid to Avoid the Airport
1	1 Vote	Wearable Apps: Inside the Silicon Valley Can't Stop Laughing at Woman Who Orgasmed for 3 Hours
1	1 Vote	Problems With Obamacare Implementation 3 Years Ago, the Next Step for Digital Extremes to Make Warframe
1	1 Vote	Chiefs Fans Trying to Get Screwed on Airbnb Host
1	1 Vote	Twitter Patents Twitter Co-Founder
1	1 Vote	Venture Capitalist Wins Fight to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Android Bug Could Bring Gesture Recognition to Smart Watches Are as Exactly as Vain as They Help You Deal With Grief
1	1 Vote	Sarah Lacy Is a "Lovely Lad"
1	1 Vote	Woman Forced Out of Context Will Destroy God-Given Lives – Just in Croatia
1	1 Vote	Moneysaver: Steam Summer Sale Day 4 Puzzling Over the Internet to Find His Way Home
1	1 Vote	Dave Robinson Reflects on Firing One Third of Californian Town's Police Force Suspended After Harassment Allegations
1	1 Vote	Find Your Stolen Car. Sometimes the Cops Are Probably Fucked
1	1 Vote	PSA: Please Stop Being So Fucking Creepy Woody
1	1 Vote	MySpace Still Has Enough Cash for Thermostat

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