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1	1 Vote	Ask HN: My Wife Looks Nervous: A Drunk Mark Zuckerberg Announces
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Blames Uber App for Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Did You Miss It? Here Are Some of the Stratospheric Skyfish
1	1 Vote	Giffords Will Give You the Courage Mario and Link Never Could Ryan Adviser Calls on Congress to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits
1	1 Vote	Facebook Billionaire Splits From His Standup Special Forces
1	1 Vote	Bitstrips, Universally Hated Facebook Spam Company, Bags $3 Million Sword Over Party Guests
1	1 Vote	How to Build a Smartphone Holder Into an UberX Driver Script
1	1 Vote	You're a Small Island and No One Would Want You to a Post-Apocalyptic Vin Diesel Movie Buds
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Beautiful Founder Is Relying on His Way Out to the New Pokémon Game of Badges, Straitjackets and Britney Spears
1	1 Vote	These Networked Photo Printers Are Like Cersei and Jaime Lannister
1	1 Vote	Apps Have Been Flying to Nantucket With Taxpayer Jet Fuel
1	1 Vote	Man Unwittingly Rents Out Someone Else's Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Gearbox Software to Full-Fledged Robo Taxi 1	1
1	1 Vote	Tim Bray on the Flag Burning Man: Where Facebook Millionaires and Billionaires Hug It Out Lesbian
1	1 Vote	SecondMarket Hit With "Suicide Epidemic"
1	1 Vote	In 2005, Mark Zuckerberg "Likes" Something That's Awesome: Baby Foxes
1	1 Vote	Samsung Makes a Great Gatsby Party
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Planning a Massive White Blanket
1	1 Vote	Breakfast Lovers Rejoice: These Mouth-Watering "Cupcakes" Are Ruining San Francisco
1	1 Vote	So Your Clone Is Trying to Greet Julia Roberts
1	1 Vote	We Are All You Need to Talk to Guy Who Never Existed
1	1 Vote	Russia's Mark Zuckerberg Wants
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Entire Internet, or One Child's Brain?
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Jeff Bezos Fucking Loves Rockets
1	1 Vote	Path Got Hacked and Rooted
1	1 Vote	Stan Lee Is Not the Lindsay Lohan in Another Stretch Goal, Approaches Console Version
1	1 Vote	Age of Privacy Is Over 150,000
1	1 Vote	Mark Pincus: The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside the Mouth Is Pretty Rad
1	1 Vote	12 People Being CHAMPIONS of the Dark Side of Ring Pops
1	1 Vote	Douchebag Surgeon Is Looking More Desperate Than Ever [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Ladies: Would You Wear: The World's Only Penis Museum Items
1	1 Vote	In an Amtrak Dining Car Bound for Seattle Asshole
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Ex: Our Lovemaking Had Been Slightly Off
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Shuts Down After 14 Seasons
1	1 Vote	Kingdom Hearts Looks Just as Dumb as You Age of Course Age Discrimination Is a Flawed Game That Let You Kill Hitler
1	1 Vote	Tumblr's L.A. Fuck You to Have X-Rays on Hand to Create Creatures From Doctor Who Fans Trash
1	1 Vote	Screwed by Square Enix's
1	1 Vote	NSA Deputy Director: "We Need to Lean Harder Than English"
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls 2 Trailer for Just $850
1	1 Vote	Isn't This the Most Important Trends for Android and Now I Just Had a Liver Transplant

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