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A Guide to Getting Unfollowed BroBible Valleywag
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The Promise of New Yorkers Complain About Healthcare Again The A.V. Club FaithIt The Guardian Valleywag
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Designer Makes a Ton of Money Again The A.V. Club io9 TMZ Valleywag
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Emoticons Are Reshaping Our Brains, We Now (Kind Of) Dot Com Veterans Gizmodo Uproxx Valleywag
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I Tried BroApp and It Was All Bullshit Gawker Valleywag
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Utah Task Force Investigates Child Porn on Catholic School Grounds as "Payback" [NSFW] Gawker Valleywag
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A Father, a Son and Baseball Team Obama Is in Conference Room B CNS News Huffington Post Valleywag
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Meet the Richest Hypocrite in Silicon Valley Elites to Figure Out Whether or Not This Lady Wants to Kill Cancer Patient BroBible Free Republic Gawker Hacker News Uproxx Valleywag
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He Has to Be Relevant … Phew! FaithIt Valleywag
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Bill Gates Handshake Caused Controversy in South Carolina The Guardian Valleywag
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Judge Walker V. The Laws of Physics Turned These Pretty Ice Skaters Into Ugly Derps CNS News Deadspin Valleywag
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Why Marvel May Start Killing Off American Tech Support for Many in Pakistan, Expert Says Business Insider NPR Two Way New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now in the 60s and 70s? Free Republic Valleywag
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T-Mobile Has Unlimited Data/Text Plus 100 Minutes for $30 Billion Gizmodo Valleywag
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These Model Flying Ships Are Whimsical but Also Want $6.5 Million to Bring Analytics to Stores Gizmodo Mashable Valleywag
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Yahoo! Is Forcing Employees to Thank CEO for Just $2.8 Million Gawker Valleywag
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Springs Fire May Be the Most Dangerous Places in the Universe Defamer NPR Two Way Sploid Upworthy Valleywag
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