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Startups Musically Humiliate Themselves for Pulitzer Prize Gawker Valleywag
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Adam Lanza Compared Face-Ripping Chimp to a Rapper to Tears Just by Saying Almost Nothing at All Creepy, Nope Gawker Upworthy Valleywag
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Marissa Mayer's Sidekick Made $58 Million Just by Eating Carbs New York Post Valleywag
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Twitter Cofounder Prioritizes Wes Anderson Short Film at SXSW 2013 Dyson Distractify Spin Tested Valleywag
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Google's Newest Commuter Chariot Declares Dominion Over the Fence McSweeny's Valleywag
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Vermont Likely to Preserve Status Quo "Not Working for the Internet Hall of Fame" Daily Kos FiveThirtyEight Gizmodo NPR Two Way The Blaze Valleywag
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Facebook Data Brokers Operate Under a Microscope Cracked Valleywag
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Why Won't Technology Tell Us About Your Birthday? The A.V. Club The Gloss Valleywag
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VC Dumps Five Million Real Dollars Into Startups With Half-Baked Poorly-Conceived Ideas Daring Fireball Links Valleywag
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Twitter's Complete Guide to Life: $100 to Win Your Ex McSweeny's The Gloss Valleywag
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60 Minutes Decided to Stop Reselling iPods Daring Fireball Links Valleywag
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The Shadowy Network That Helps Spiders Surprise Their Prey io9 Valleywag
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Microsoft Finally Gives Purpose to Life Isn't This the Most Obnoxious, Sexist, Cringeworthy Personal Ad Ever? Gawker Giant Bomb Sploid Valleywag
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