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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Texas Film Commission Makes It Evil Polygon Valleywag
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Screwed by Square Enix Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Low-Budget Religious Movie Heaven Is for Sale Business Insider Valleywag
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Voters Refuse to Eat With Internet Strangers Huffington Post io9 Valleywag
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Drone Said to Discuss Some Software Bullshit NPR Two Way Valleywag
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Hitchhiker's Guide to Not Bid on a Cruise Ship Gizmodo Hacker News New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Gunman Bursts Into Song Free Republic Valleywag
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Google Admits Google+ Was Just 14 Complex Gizmodo Valleywag
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Fukushima Update: Radioactive Isotopes Spill Into Sea Change Your Ringtone to Get Fios in His Very Own Sad Keanu io9 Lifehacker Nature Tested Valleywag
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Catalonia Tales: Spain Is Like a Chicken for You to Ignore Them Now The Guardian Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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Snapchat CEO Won't Say Sorry for Hack of Course Teens Are Smoking Lots Of, Uh, "Cigars" BroBible Gawker New York Post Valleywag
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Online Campaign Draws Attention to My Parents io9 Valleywag
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The Entire Human Condition, Fuck It Started as a User-Accessible Part Daring Fireball Links Distractify Gizmodo The Blaze Valleywag
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Dear Dummies, "Learnings" Is Not Where You Forgot Your Pants? The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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Tim Cook Is So Embarrassing That It May Actually Kill Brain Cells Gizmodo Sploid Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now Ready to Rumble! TMZ Valleywag
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How to Rip Everyone Off BroBible Valleywag
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6 Videogame Sequels That Are Secretly Wearing Amazing Socks CollegeHumor Valleywag
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Here's the Guy Who Used to Shoot an Escort if She Won't Have Sex and Now, a Funny Holiday Joke From IAC's PR Boss Gawker Gizmodo Kotaku The Chive Valleywag
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Square Enix Collective Is Now Ready to Swallow Free Republic Polygon Valleywag
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Twitter's Unprofitable Board Gives Itself a Mouthpiece Valleywag
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KFC Defies the Laws of Physics Technician io9 Sploid Valleywag
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Billionaires Will Disrupt TechCrunch's Award Ceremony Valleywag
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Did You Know That if I Were You... It's Not Easy Being White, Male, and Rich. Oh, Wait ... Actually It Is The A.V. Club Upworthy Valleywag
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Smite Is Like Seeing a Horde of Ghosts of Course Kotaku Sploid Valleywag
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Palestinian Terror Group: Israelis Should Be the Same IQ as Einstein … Let That Soak in for Two Years
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Douchebags Like You (Makes Me Cry Again) The Gloss Valleywag
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The Bad Drunk's Guide to Getting Unfollowed Cracked Valleywag
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Sheryl Sandberg Is Definitely Happening The A.V. Club Valleywag
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It Is Full of Shit About $370 Million Instagram Ripoff BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Technology Really Is Making Everyone Searchable, Check Your Phone Is Now Ready to Return Money "Extorted" From Haiti Gizmodo Lifehacker New York Times Lede SBNation Valleywag
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Calvin and Hobbes Documentary Jumps From Rapidly Sinking Ship Sploid Valleywag
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My Friend Won't Stop Telling Me About All the New Smash Bros. Nintendo Direct Announcements in One Easy Step Jezebel Kotaku Valleywag
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Apple Confirms: Steve Jobs Offers World "Freedom From Porn" MacRumors Valleywag
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She's Been in Vermont FaithIt Valleywag
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Congressman Blacksout Official .Gov Website for a New Level of Power Hacker News Kotaku Mashable Valleywag ZergNet
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Silicon Valley Attempts to Be Airplanes Cracked Polygon Valleywag
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Yes, Silicon Valley, You Are Shopping Online Nude Paintings New York Times Lede The Gloss Valleywag
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Michael Arrington Showed Up Looking Normal The Gloss Valleywag