Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

Here's the Guy Who Used to Shoot an Escort if She Won't Have Sex and Now, a Funny Holiday Joke From IAC's PR Boss

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ripasdude
2014-05-27

2014-05-27

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You
    Gawker Gawker
  • Read
    Smashes
    Pay $300, Talk to Guy Who Used to Work at TechCrunch for 45 Minutes
    Valleywag Valleywag
  • Read
    Smashes
    And Now, a Funny Holiday Joke from IAC's PR Boss
    Valleywag Valleywag
  • Read
    Smashes
    And now, a spot-on lip reading of “Edward and Bella” from Twilight
    The Chive The Chive
  • Read
    Smashes
    Here's the First 5.0 GHz CPU You Can Actually Buy
    Gizmodo Gizmodo
  • Read
    Smashes
    Sex and Violence in Far Cry 3 Edited for Japan
    Kotaku Kotaku

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account