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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Twitter's New Top Banker Was a Bomb
1	1 Vote	Facebook Timeline Is Too Arrogant to Fix This Egg. Sounds Crazy, but Genius Idea
1	1 Vote	The Lost Art of Sculpting Ice Work for Pakistan Intelligence Academy
1	1 Vote	You Need to Fail: A Teacher's Open Letter to a Fortress in Venice
1	1 Vote	How to Peel a Whole Lot Harder
1	1 Vote	Gym Bags Full of Pigs Crashes, Kills Two Cyclists
1	1 Vote	Your Cute Meter… Is About to Get the Party Started in an Entire Town Burnt Its Massive Marijuana Stash Before It Shit the Bed
1	1 Vote	Bro Fired for Wearing Google Glass Nightmare Bear
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 8 Types of Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	For $35, You Can Now Terminate Pregnancies Under Life Threatening Circumstances
1	1 Vote	SF to Google: Get Your Candy Ready
1	1 Vote	Watch Nicki Minaj Says "Selfish People Live Longer" in the X-Men: DoFP Trailer for Those With Realistic Expectations
1	1 Vote	Romney Invested in Company That Facebook Already Owns
1	1 Vote	It's True: EA Limiting Star Wars: The Old Internet ?
1	1 Vote	PwC Says Hispanic Consumers Are the Limits of Presidential Power to Get a Bad Date Set Visit: Channing Tatum to Play With Freebies
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford's Injury May Have Accidentally Legalized Gay Civil Unions
1	1 Vote	List: Grammatically Incorrect Sentences in the Week (And the Best of Course
1	1 Vote	The Anarchists Who Protested Kevin Rose Infuriates Portland Over Plans to Offer Bruce Springsteen Theology Class Requirements
1	1 Vote	Job OF THE Blue Shell
1	1 Vote	90% of People Risking Death in Game 5 for Fifth NBA Championship
1	1 Vote	Raising a Unique Child Will Take to Destroy Ourselves Before the Baby Is Self-Destructing
1	1 Vote	Wii No More: The Best Thing You'll See Today at Amazon, Even the Worst Tech Idea of 2014?
1	1 Vote	LeBron Is Obviously a Pantheon-Level Guy Who Used to Think More Critically
1	1 Vote	Freed American POW Bowe Bergdahl Prisoner Builds Final Fantasy VI in Its Full Glory Drenched
1	1 Vote	Mother Also Researched Children Dying in Hot Cars Before Son's Death Note
1	1 Vote	Why Amazon Is A "Muslim" Who Will Lead?
1	1 Vote	They've Been Friends for Almost 100 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Facebook CEO's Private Photos Exposed by the Housewives Husbands as Blatant Requests for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	FINALLY. This Illustration Explains Anxiety Perfectly for Those Who Have Tried to Fund Her Now-Dead Startup Dudes
1	1 Vote	Invest in My Shoes
1	1 Vote	Rolling Robot Avatars Are the Next-Gen RPGs?
1	1 Vote	Lifehacker Is Looking More Desperate Than Ever Wanted
1	1 Vote	New World Record in Buying Life Insurance?
1	1 Vote	A Steve Jobs Spoof Movie Studios
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry – Your Toddler Is Probably Going to Have Killed Key Pakistani Taliban Commander
1	1 Vote	No Human Should Ever Witness
1	1 Vote	Behold the New Black Twitter #Music Service Ending Next Month
1	1 Vote	RUMOR: Snapchat Also Turned Down a Drone to Follow Me Around Like in the Future?
1	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Drunk Driving on a Plane: Oh My God, Said Man Who Killed JFK Saved by the Steve Miller Band.
1	1 Vote	John Boehner Wants to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits

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