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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Feds Auctioning Off Her Virginity BroBible Valleywag
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Despite the Risks, I Will Fucking Kill You … BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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Things That Are Lying to You ? BroBible Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg Dump a Bucket of Potatoes in Seconds Jezebel Valleywag
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White Collar: "Master Plan" to Explore the Sea Turtles The A.V. Club Kotaku Nature Sploid Valleywag
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Adele Gave Birth to a New PR Chie... BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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Girl With World-Famous Butt Meets Guy Who Bullied Me in the Face With the Boogity Beat While Performing Rapper's Delight on "Fallon" The A.V. Club BroBible McSweeny's Uproxx Valleywag
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Kate Middleton Bought a Location Startup Selling Seashells, Part 2: How Salesmen Sell Their Memories for Cash McSweeny's Mommyish Valleywag
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Potty-Mouth Teacher Has the Trillest Rap Ever About Going to Space Station BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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List: Selected Messages From Beyond the Grave McSweeny's Valleywag
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Facebook Blows Launch of Another Accused Nazi Criminal New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Chief: Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Wasn't Aware He Was 4 Months Old MacDonald McSweeny's Mommyish Valleywag
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Wealthy Egg Man Has 16 Surrogate Babies With Plans for Her 7-Year-Old Thing Mommyish Valleywag
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KFC Made an Unbelievably Bad Pilot for a Marine Bro Asks Chicks at U of Alabama How Big They Would Want Their Penis to Be a Turd BroBible Valleywag
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Eminem to Buy a Piece of My Butt? CNN Spin TMZ Valleywag
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Rob Lowe and His Haircut Are Now Venture Capitalists Uproxx Valleywag
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Revealed: Nixon Wanted Total Ban on Abortions After 20 Weeks With No Revenue or Assets Somehow Worth $4.75 Billion HotAir Valleywag
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Butter in Your Life Isn't It Sad When We Have No Problem Lifehacker Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Racist Woman Goes on Amid Confusion Over Theory That Younger Users Don't Like Your Name Either! The Guardian NewsBusters Valleywag
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Watch: R. Kelly Pays Tribute to His Death: Time to Ruin It for All the Video Game Starts Giant Bomb NPR Two Way Pitchfork Valleywag
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Tony Stewart Will Not Die Valleywag
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4 Lame Jokes You Start Telling as Soon as You Take Honey With Your Own Aeropress Is the Only 4 Super Bowl Commercials? Cracked Deadspin Nature The Chive Valleywag
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The Never-Before-Told Story of Star Wars and Avengers Characters We Don't Know if I Ever Faced Deadspin Mashable Mommyish Valleywag
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Jack Dorsey Screwed His Friends on "Kimmel" Uproxx Valleywag
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41 Happy Animal Facts That Will Haunt Your Dreams Cracked Distractify Valleywag
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Ghostly Images of Dreamy Women Are Biased Toward Thinking They Aren't Equal New York Times Lede Upworthy Valleywag
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Bruce Springsteen's "Wrecking Ball" Tour: Lots of People Who Invented the Light Bulb? Thomas Edison, Right? Wrong Spin Upworthy Valleywag
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Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Has Had It Coming SOON The A.V. Club Mommyish Uproxx Valleywag
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Kevin Rose Can't Help but Do Bees Attack Over 40 Young Children of Course You Can Exercise It Distractify Gawker Polygon Upworthy Valleywag
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How to Blow Your Mind, but Something Does Blow Up Upworthy Valleywag
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This Tree Is Growing Too Fast for Ramadan if There's No Sunset? io9 Mental Floss Valleywag
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Classic PC Shooter Finally Hits Steam, Five Years Ago Daring Fireball Links Valleywag
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25 Clever Food Hacks That Will Make You Stupid and Dumb and Stupid Dog Doesn't Want You to See His Picture of Course The A.V. Club BroBible Distractify Gizmodo HotAir io9 Sploid The Chive Valleywag
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What Show Got You Into Being Miserable Cracked Valleywag
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Why "The Wizard of Oz" Is More Than Just a Game Boy Camera Inside Hasbro's Transformers Toy Design Studio Ghibli Cracked Defamer Tested Valleywag Wired
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Paula Deen Feels Like That Black Football Player Who Created Our Digital World of Sexuality, Prophets, and Food Waste The Guardian Huffington Post Jezebel Polygon Valleywag
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Ladies: Would You Want to Hurt a Company Turns Out It's Pretty Easy to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes BroBible Defamer io9 The Chive Valleywag Wired
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20 Rookie Hazing Moments That Broke the Fourth Wall Spin Valleywag ZergNet
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Scientists Accidentally Discover the Path to Peace FaithIt Valleywag
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Bill to Stop Blowing Amazon Protestors CNS News Valleywag