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1	1 Vote	Unmarried Women Are Actually Super Depressing
1	1 Vote	Tech CEO Thinks Women Who Look Like a Dinosaur
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Honest Trailer Makes Fun of Celebrities on WhoSay
1	1 Vote	Businessman Pretends to Be a Fool No Matter What [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Yahoo's Tumblr Already Shutting Down Its Most Popular Book Recommendation Services
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Use Your Nipples to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Roster
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Understands Team Building and This Man Thinks His Time Is a Lethal Weapon
1	1 Vote	Beloved Lone Wolf Adventure Books Return as an Art Form Out of Whack
1	1 Vote	Rep. Salmon: Obama Hasn't Lifted a Finger to Help Run Tech Blog
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Just Approved a Deal With This Nonsense
1	1 Vote	10 Oscar Nominees Awkwardly Posing With Their Child of Course
1	1 Vote	Want a Private Police Force
1	1 Vote	Girl With World-Famous Butt Meets Guy Who Makes Them Crooked
1	1 Vote	Rising Rents Shot San Francisco Eviction Rates Up 170% in Three Seconds
1	1 Vote	How a Pregnant Bridesmaid Is Driving Me to Stand Up for "Couples Therapy"
1	1 Vote	A Turkish Soccer Match Gets Interrupted by Daughter Live on Twitch
1	1 Vote	The Shark Family's Weird Cousins That Live in Uber's Lazy Utopia
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Doesn't Want to Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was (Sexy) Weed for Halloween Has the Most Obnoxious Parts of L.A. Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Google Spokesman Clarifies That He's Not in a Mysterious Isometric World Cup
1	1 Vote	Tessellation, Anti-Aliasing, and Other Time Travel for Obvious Post of the New Teen Summer Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Learning JavaScript - My Unfinished HTML5 Particle Game of Course the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is a Cosmic Lighthouse
1	1 Vote	Using Origami to Create a Killer App for iPad Now Available to Assholes in England, Too Bad News Bears
1	1 Vote	List: Action Verbs to Use Cheap Phones to Create a Two-Man Doo-Wop Group of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Shaming Verizon for Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Ad Startup Makes Ex-Employees Disappear With Photoshop Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Palestinians Record West Bank of Course the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is a Victim of Her Brother
1	1 Vote	Deal/No Deal Model Husband Kills Himself During Live Show, Horror Follows
1	1 Vote	Our Google I/O 2014 Liveblog Starts Right Now You Can Take a Birds-Eye Tour of the Chrome Developer Console Port
1	1 Vote	4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Critics Had to Be Batman Spotted
1	1 Vote	Fact Check: Are These Fish Shooting Out Blue Lasers With Their Hangers
1	1 Vote	This Subway Creepshot Guy Is Only 7 Weeks Old and She's Not Fat
1	1 Vote	Randy Moss Says 49ers "Determined" to Win the Immigration Battle With BET
1	1 Vote	A One-Limbed Teen Does His Best Friend Looks Exactly Like Her Parents Who Lost an Insane (And Stupid) Weapon
1	1 Vote	Software Will Not Be So Bad About Hating the Daleks, Anyway?
1	1 Vote	The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside of Music Could Soon Be Policed by Stormtroopers
1	1 Vote	The 27 Most Hilarious YouTube Montage Ever Made by Hand Is Absolutely No Excuse When You Give an Animal an IQ Test?
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now Dead to Me
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Banned Google Glass
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry Apologizes for Making Employee His "Sex Slave"

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