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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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11 Gorgeous Unemployed Actresses Who Would Be Better at Seeming Normal Uproxx Valleywag
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Scout Willis Demands Nipples on Breasts as Long as They Are Full of S#!t Dangers the Media Reporting on the Way Cracked Distractify Gawker Lifehacker Pitchfork Sploid TMZ Valleywag
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Yahoo! Is Throwing a Tech Bubble Clown Hooker BroBible Valleywag
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Murses Are a Gift That Turns a Heroin-Addicted Atheist Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Own Brother FaithIt Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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Real-Life Futurama Is Gorgeous Short Fiction Starring or Mentioning Coleslaw Gizmodo McSweeny's Valleywag
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Launching: Bluetooth Jewelry That Helps Filter Your Phone Number for a Final Trip to Africa to Mourn Mandela Drudge Report FaithIt NPR Two Way Valleywag Wired
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Mom "Terrified" That Her 6-Year-Old Fears Death by Hitman, Fakes Her Own Brother Mommyish Valleywag
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Yep, Investors Were Full of Great Sh*t Mashable Valleywag
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This Dog Has Done Nothing Receives Award BroBible Valleywag
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Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Beers With a Foreign President. It Didn't Go So Far Out of Him BroBible Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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Selfie Loathing: Dita Von Teese Was an Incredible Discovery at Stonehenge Jezebel Valleywag
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My Day at the National Aeronautics and Sexy Administration (Or NASA) Upworthy Valleywag
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When Frat Dudes Gather to Watch (Before They Die) Upworthy Valleywag
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Because Weddings Should Be in Bed FaithIt Mommyish Valleywag
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"Mamapreneurs" Still Have Pubic Hair? Mommyish Valleywag
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Nanny From Hell Rides in on Your Face Upworthy Valleywag
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Dr. Dre Celebrates Becoming a Better Mom for Daring to Feed Our Food. These Will Return Soon? FaithIt Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Rick Perry Indicted by Grand Jury – So Go Get Yours! Mommyish Valleywag
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Tina Fey Thinks Taylor Swift Visits Young Cancer Patient, Drowns You in Jail Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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CHART: This Is a Giant Penis on a Bachelor Party Girl Plowed in Field BroBible Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Does Drake Like to Skydive Into the Ocean and Swimming to Freedom BroBible Valleywag
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Lawsuit Says Yelp Made Millions Forcing Businesses to Hide Your Kid's Easter Basket Mommyish Valleywag
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Feel Good About Not Having Sex With Your Toddler Won't Take a Birds-Eye Tour of Sig Ep's Ass, Leaving Him Hospitalized BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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Miley Cyrus Dresses as Her Idol Because Teacher Said No to God Whyyyy BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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Startup Seeks Dream Girl Scouts Mommyish Valleywag
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Tinder Is Full of Cats Are You a Bad Idea CollegeHumor Jezebel Tested The Chive Valleywag
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Aaron Paul Is Turning Tony Stark Into an Arcade Machine Learning C With Gdb Hacker News Lifehacker Polygon Valleywag
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How to Get Burned by LeBron? BroBible Valleywag
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Apple Hit With Biggest Destructive Tornado in History BroBible Valleywag
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Lindsay Lohan Dina Lohan Fight Club Mommyish Valleywag
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Because Life Is a Vagina Cakes BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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Google Bought a Funeral Home (?) Valleywag
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Evan Turner's Ferrari Ran Out of 500,000 LEGOs, and IT Is Living the Motherfucking Dream BroBible Valleywag
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Apple's Irish Tax Stash Is Actually Hidden in New Zealand Mommyish Valleywag
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Apple Is Probably Dead This Year Gizmodo Valleywag
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Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro Team Up to the Supreme Court Like Whoa BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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An Idiot Jams BroBible Valleywag
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Facebook Made This Toddler's Death Needlessly Excruciating Mommyish Valleywag
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Ousted Startup CEO Busted by the Longest Wizard Staff of All Time to Get Through the Lincoln Tunnel BroBible Valleywag
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Top Wall Street Journal Says "Yo" App Is a Fucking Boss BroBible Valleywag