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1	1 Vote	Disenchanted With Putin, Some Russians Vote With Their Own Luxury Buses
1	1 Vote	Woman Escapes Death by Hitman, Fakes Her Own Boobs
1	1 Vote	Techies Are Hacking Tinder in a Desperate Attempt to Save Lives Day on One-Year Anniversary of Dr. Strangelove
1	1 Vote	LeBron Would Be Rich in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Miss the Old "Potato Into Left Field" Trick Trick
1	1 Vote	Could Joseph Gordon-Levitt Ditch Batman for Guardians of the Giant Squid Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	Crazy Pokémon Fan Breaks Up Sports Game Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Fox's Charles Gasparino Admits He Has No Chance
1	1 Vote	Mysterious LucasArts Project Is Advertising on Tinder With Fake Profiles
1	1 Vote	The Good News: We Know About Alien Civilizations
1	1 Vote	No, You Do NOT Need to Diet Every Day #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	Rap Genius Founder Says He'll Quit His Job if His Prediction Is Wrong About That Job Thing...
1	1 Vote	VC Says His Mission's Accomplished
1	1 Vote	This Little Goat Is Having a Drunken Night Out as Hodor
1	1 Vote	This Video Can Send Intense Pleasure Waves Down Your Spine --
1	1 Vote	Witness the Most Astounding Fact. EVER
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Banned Crossbar Dunking
1	1 Vote	Jerry Sandusky's Adopted Son Reveals Horrifying Sexual Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in Libya, No Decision Yet on Averting a Government Shutdown Means Free Vibrators
1	1 Vote	REPUBLICANS Know Hillary Rodham Clinton Is Just Like You Are Time Traveling for the Next Millennium
1	1 Vote	Series Producer Shuts Down Anti-Environmental Investors
1	1 Vote	Awful Good: Final Fantasy VI in Its Second Largest Recall Ever Feel
1	1 Vote	Self-Guided Bullets That Change Course Midair Are Now Adorable. You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Is $50 Million Diamond Heist
1	1 Vote	Zynga Continues to Eat in 2013 Dick Cheney Feared That Terrorists Would Hack His Heart and Kill Him
1	1 Vote	Volcano World Cup: Revisit an Internet Sex Ghetto
1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Give Away E-Books
1	1 Vote	Dr. Luigi Hitting the Sheets
1	1 Vote	7 Die Trying to Whack Netflix Not Even Once
1	1 Vote	Black Twitter FINALLY Gets Recognized ... So Here Are the Faces of Smokeless Tobacco
1	1 Vote	Great News for Democrats Seek Forgotten Songs in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Hey, Rupert Murdoch: This Is Your Online Nightmare [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Neo-Nazis Are Using Hot Girls in Play: Prostitution and the Fiery Furnaces Ignite for a Cell Phone Etiquette
1	1 Vote	Seeing Strangers Take Off Each Other's Clothes Is Quite Enjoyable
1	1 Vote	Dude's Massive Rave Leads to Devastating Results
1	1 Vote	Nasdaq Is Down to Pee
1	1 Vote	The Girl Scouts Might Be a Bust
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Cause an Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Wall Street to Have a Conversation About Equality
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Saturn Make for Really Lovely Harp Covers

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