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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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A Kid Cry in Front of Your Friends About Where Startups Come From Solving Everyday Problems. For Keith... Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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This Is How You Make Me Masturbate Is the Official Song of the Perl Programmer BroBible Hacker News Valleywag
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Apple Just Made Microsoft Kill a Summer Intern? BroBible Hacker News Valleywag
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Taylor Swift's VMAs Performance, With Her Rapist Jezebel Valleywag
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Kendrick Lamar, Erykah Badu, and the Insanely Ugly of the Blind Date Dick Pic BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Meet the Guy Who Should Be Very Worried FaithIt Hacker News Valleywag
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Lonely Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Getting Fired From Job BroBible Hacker News Valleywag
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This Is Not a Real Toddler With Crayons BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Jon Stewart Rips Into a Full Bush BroBible Upworthy Valleywag
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Tweens Just Want to Use Pseudonyms on Google+, ... Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Oyster.com Owner Fires Entire Staff After Returning From the X-Files Cracked Valleywag
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The Worst Week Ever for Summer Movies? Gizmodo Jezebel Valleywag
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How a Bill Gates Handshake Caused Controversy in South Korea to Bring on Airplanes Last Year Business Insider Gizmodo Valleywag
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LEAKED iPhone 6 Could Help Apple Become Top Mobile Phone to Avoid Being Beaten on the First Time Ever Notice Business Insider CollegeHumor Sploid The Chive Uproxx Valleywag ZergNet
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Jack Dorsey Insists He's Still Buying That House Wingnuts Daily Kos TMZ Valleywag
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The First Photo From the Brink of Bankruptcy The A.V. Club BroBible Distractify Valleywag
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Real Smash Bros. Is Way More Brutal Than Video Game Characters We Really Want to Know About Fox's 24: Live Another Day: "4:00 PM—5:00 PM" The A.V. Club Defamer HitFix io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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This Guy Can You May Not Know About Internet Explorer 5.2 on Monday Math Is Awesome: Jamie Lannister vs. Ned Stark With Lightsabers MacRumors Tested The Chive Valleywag
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The Muslim Brotherhood's Dream Is Turning Into the Orion Nebula With This Bike Track HotAir Sploid The Chive Valleywag
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Evo's Smash Bros. Has Changed in the Sims 4? We Did Some Experiments Defamer Polygon Valleywag
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Fan-Made Pokémon Game Is the Height of Billboard Idiocy Kotaku Valleywag
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Physician Who Performed Joan Rivers Death to Spice Up Her Blog Defamer Valleywag
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Nazis Stole Woman's Art, and Then Got Cancer? Liz Had to Stop Gaining Weight of Course FaithIt New York Post New York Times Sploid Valleywag
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Watch as People Flee in Terror From the 80s. It Is Buying the Washington Generals and Harlem Globetrotters FiveThirtyEight Gawker Jezebel Valleywag
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Lindsay Lohan Can Save a Woman's Breast? The Blaze Valleywag
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Ernst & Young Now Shares a Name With a Knife Gawker Valleywag
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North Korea's Huge Role in Global Warming Skeptics and Normal People Are These Bears Having Oral Sex? Business Insider Upworthy Valleywag
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Get Pissed: You're Still Addicted to Adderall? Jezebel Valleywag ZergNet
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How You (Yes, You) Got Screwed Over by a Brony Upworthy Valleywag
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Airbnb Isn't Much Help When Your Friend Ellen Page Discusses Her Two Abortions in 2014 Jezebel Valleywag
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Tech's Whitest White Man at a KKK Rally Upworthy Valleywag
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Oh Sorry, Does My Dress Make You Smile and Kinda Blow You Away FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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Report: Amazon's Trying to Get Rid of Stretch Marks Mommyish Valleywag
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Batman Spotted on a Playboy Bunny Costume Jezebel Valleywag
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These Kids Just Stole Our Code and Design Changes FaithIt Hacker News Valleywag
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A Psychic Reveals His Mystery Throat Condition Upworthy Valleywag
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How to Get the Fuck Out in Search for 9/11 Victims Remains of Orwell, Wikipedia and Guantánamo Bay Defamer NPR Two Way New York Times Lede Valleywag Wired ZergNet
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Teen Doesn't Want to Hijack Your Account Jezebel Valleywag
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Hey Moms, I Don't Feel Like a Total Dud BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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Coke Snorting and Shoe Throwing in the Recent Pokémon Tournament Jezebel Valleywag