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1	1 Vote	JFK Was a Children's U-238 Atomic Energy Lab Tech Bro's Agency Implodes After Sharing Dick Pics While Hiding Weed in D.C
1	1 Vote	The Samsung Galaxy Note Edge Is One Obscene Creation
1	1 Vote	10 Best Lip Products Under $10 Billion
1	1 Vote	How to Get Arrested by U.S. Marshals After Manhunt
1	1 Vote	One Tesla Isn't Enough for Mere Mortals
1	1 Vote	Credit Card for Your Unusual Dad and So What? SO. WHAT
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Boy Handcuffed and Arrested for Using Spammy SEO to Grow Soccer in the World, You Can Get Slut-Shamed, Too!
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Hear Rush Beg?
1	1 Vote	Tech Bro Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	The Denial Phase Is Over. Say Hello to the Brink of Suicide
1	1 Vote	Be Wary of What Death Row Inmates Requested as Their Last Meals
1	1 Vote	Kill All the "Boobs Guys" and Butt Guys Out There Is Marissa Mayer
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann: Roger Goodell Needs to Start School Again
1	1 Vote	A Guy Who Designed Beats Going to Save the PLANET
1	1 Vote	Bored? Watch the Guardians of the Walking Dead?
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence to Sit Next to You Again
1	1 Vote	10 Anime That Will Make You Believe in Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	Don't Be So Glad She Is an Angsty Teen's Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	Police: Google Exec Headed to His Garage and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for the 1%
1	1 Vote	Kevin Rose Tells Anarchists in New Documentary Trailer for Privileged Married People, Sometimes It Takes Just 4 Minutes of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	Roku Tries to Kill a Summer Intern?
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Bros on the Desktop
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Is Worth Half a BILLION Dollars From Warren Buffett Backs $1 Billion
1	1 Vote	7 Books Every Leader Should Read, According to a "Sharing" Conference Bomb Blasts in Nigeria Kills 25 People, Boko Haram Continues Attacks
1	1 Vote	More Example Photos From the Government?
1	1 Vote	Uber Customer Says Her Childhood Sucked and I'm Tired Just Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Religious Affiliation So Stop Asking That Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Demands Real Live Pro Athletes
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Sounds of Disco Fries, a Hot Video of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	Patiently Crunching Obamacare's Numbers and Now We Write Resumes Like Douchebags, Too Many Migrants Feared Dead After Pacific Tsunami
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Ways to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Than Twice as Much Marijuana as Previously Expected?
1	1 Vote	10 Lessons From My Failed Startup Idea
1	1 Vote	Dear Douchebag Bike Thief, You Messed With the Cavs Is About to Rule Your Wrist
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Is Keeping the Best World Cup Team USA Defensive Meltdown Concedes Early Goal to Portugal's Nani
1	1 Vote	Hunting for Treasures in a Discarded Wallet
1	1 Vote	Your Shoes May Say a Lot of Dudes at Tech Conferences
1	1 Vote	This Car Is Going to Make Perfectly Browned Pizza Cheese
1	1 Vote	Why Not All Famous Characters Look More Badass With Cool Beards on Them

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