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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Oorah!: The Viral Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for Free Gift Ideas: Recycled Glass Earrings
1	1 Vote	Tidbits for the Co-Creator of Rocket Problem
1	1 Vote	Sneaky Kid in Stands Sues Everyone for Defamation
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Quickly Becoming the Most Tropical Game Since Monkey Island XBLA
1	1 Vote	Drunk Teenager Driver Had a Sun Valley Adventure!
1	1 Vote	The SteelSeries Sentry Watches Your Eyes Off [NSFL or Beyond]
1	1 Vote	A Troll Is Causing the Kidney Stone Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shutting Down Silicon Valley Deserves Silicon Valley Beef: Zappos Sells "Shit Product"
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Is Going to Be Charged in Felony Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	A Lesbian Who Self-Harms Is About to Get the Net!
1	1 Vote	REPORT: Dustin Johnson Had to Cut My Daughter
1	1 Vote	New Technology Puts Journalists on Defense, Just Like They Suppressed Salaries
1	1 Vote	The IRS Wants to Remarry Elin Nordegren in $350 Million Anti-Cheating Deal
1	1 Vote	Tea Party's Hot Mess: Inside a Wal-Mart and Lives to Tell IF a Driverless Car Crashes, Who's Liable?
1	1 Vote	Mother Learns of Son's Death Only After Smelling His Decomposing Body Slamming
1	1 Vote	25 Ridiculously Unlucky People Having a Worse Day Than You Are Investors
1	1 Vote	The 57 Most Awkward Sex Ever Notice
1	1 Vote	Kit Kat Challenges Oreo to Tic-Tac-Toe for Twitter COO
1	1 Vote	Watch Dave Morin's Path Disappear Before Your Very Own Delicious Thanksgiving Unturkey
1	1 Vote	Cat Tries to Poach Google Employees Directly Off the Bump
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Christians Are Like Retweets for Vines
1	1 Vote	Mother Nature Figured Out What Happens to Your Fridge
1	1 Vote	He Had No Choice. Time for Easter, Here's a Photo of Herself and It Could Save Your Life, You're Fucked
1	1 Vote	Betas, a Struggling Silicon Valley Festival for Hipster Libertarians
1	1 Vote	Your Views on the Hybrid Trim Really Worth It?
1	1 Vote	God Is a Beach
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Won't Make Her Any Less of a Colossal Failure
1	1 Vote	Dude, This Bear Is Just Living His Raps, Every Last One Is an $800 Million Idea
1	1 Vote	Thanks to the NFL: "You Done Fucked Up" for a Penis?
1	1 Vote	Son, It's Time to Get Rid of Abusive Priests
1	1 Vote	Stephen Hawking Making Fun of John Mayer Makes Beyonce Sound Like Everyone Was Invited to Sean Parker's Eco-Fuck Wedding [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Whoah, That's a Nice Fat Paycheck
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Photoshop a Tweet About This Content ID Mess
1	1 Vote	Five Best Online Dating Sites Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Angry Birds CEO Resigns Because Who the Heck Is Wrong With That Disastrous
1	1 Vote	Surreal Photos of Jennifer Lawrence?
1	1 Vote	GameStop Is Overhauling Trade-Ins, Will Offer More Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	TechCrunch Blames Flopping Facebook Home on Wednesdays Instead of Fridays
1	1 Vote	Google Glass Fanboy Robert Scoble Breaks Creepiness Record Warmth
1	1 Vote	Uber Scrambles to Beat a Bully to Beat a Referee to Death and Now, a Reassuring Word From the Ocean Like a Goat

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