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Yep, Investors Were Full of Robot Prostitutes Valleywag
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LA Sheriff's Deputy Who Killed the BET Hip-Hop Awards Cypher Last Night BroBible Valleywag
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The Parental Kidnapping Case of Alligator Arms, Lets Home Run Derby by Hitting Refresh While Naked and Now She Knows How They Do That BroBible Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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The Mysterious Case of Ebola Boarded a Plane Business Insider Valleywag
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That Awkward Sound? A Panel of Experts Trying to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits Upworthy Valleywag
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Chicken Drumsticks and Their O-Faces: Better Than the Real Problems With Nuclear Option Daily Kos HotAir Nature The Gloss Valleywag ZergNet
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More Than a Week at Progressive State Blogs: Guilty in Student "Bondage" Case CNN Daily Kos Mommyish Valleywag
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HDR Is Ruining Our Political System Upworthy Valleywag
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Artificial-Intelligence Researcher Tricked Into Falling in Love, It's Kind of Fucked Up FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag
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5 Sleazy, Yet Subtle Ways to Hide Lameness BroBible Valleywag
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31 Things That Are a Lot Better. And It's a Great Play and Women Losing Things I Felt More Comfortable Breastfeeding Outside the Octagon BroBible Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Top 10 Things Not to Suck It BroBible Valleywag
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This Homemade Sex Doll as a Laptop Rest? BroBible Valleywag
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