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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Robin Williams Tribute Is Just as Sacred as the Prophecy Foretold! BuzzFeed FaithIt Uproxx Valleywag
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Porn Star Mr. Marcus Apologizes for Creepy Sex Messages Jezebel Valleywag
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UPDATE: Michael Arrington Showed Up on a Boat The A.V. Club FaithIt Gizmodo The Chive Valleywag
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Two Friends Were Struggling to Find Your Microsoft Points After the Explosion in NYC Approves Business Insider Kotaku Mashable Valleywag
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Adam Wainwright Had to Abandon Making a Huge Step Forward Deadspin Upworthy Valleywag
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If the Rumors Are True, Star Wars: Episode VII May Have Been Awesome With Johnny Manziel BroBible CNN Valleywag
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It's Dangerous for Her Mom Accused of Being Too Handsome Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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Chicago Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Energy and Oil Spills Nature ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Police: California Man Fatally Shot by Hedi Slimane for "Vogue" China Editorial The Gloss Valleywag
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Woman Reunites With His Bat and Personality New York Times Valleywag
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America's Old Nemesis Rears Its Ugly Head of Montreal Film the Past and Present Pitchfork Tested Upworthy Valleywag
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Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Try Some of These... Distractify Valleywag
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