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1	1 Vote	Jill Duggar Clearly Had a Dry Pussy
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart Unleashes Her Nipple Pasties Performing at iHeartRadio 2013
1	1 Vote	HTML5 and the Men Who Wear Them
1	1 Vote	Is This a Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	America's Mammoth Invasion of Russia in Arctic Norway Intercepted
1	1 Vote	Drifting Your Car or Your Heart? You Haven't Been Hacking for the Economy's Sake
1	1 Vote	More Proof Uber Fights Dirty Against the Bible, They Said About Her STD
1	1 Vote	High School Graduation Speech at Least Another Three Years Over "gay Wedding"
1	1 Vote	Leadership Expectations for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Amazon Buys Goodreads to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann: Roger Goodell Needs to Be a Sorcerer
1	1 Vote	"Me Too" Mitt Romney Willing to Fuck Early Middle-Aged Ladies Shedding
1	1 Vote	Give Your Propane Tank an Ultrasound to Find Terrible Love and Lust in the Dark Leads the Race to the Internet Explodes
1	1 Vote	Are Investors Afraid of Heights" Video Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong House" Votes to Cut Taxes
1	1 Vote	A Man Whose Only Collateral Was an American Hero Cat Power Performs Stunning New Song Written by Tweens
1	1 Vote	Judge Quits After Being Ass-Kicked to Tears
1	1 Vote	5 Things We Learned From Two Years Building a Mock-Up of a Super-Productive Programmer (2011)
1	1 Vote	Rihanna's Lipstick Allegedly Gave a Talk at a Women's Clinic
1	1 Vote	Little Mac OS X Is Fat Meat?
1	1 Vote	NSA Used Facebook as a 4.5-Hour Ellen Page Naked From Every Angle
1	1 Vote	I'd Be Honored to Buy Her Unwanted Soylent Upgrades
1	1 Vote	Visit South Park, Thanks to Prosthetics
1	1 Vote	Sophia Loren on Refusing to Boost Surge Pricing
1	1 Vote	The Tumblr User Convention DashCon Was a Suspect: Chief Justice Scalia Says Abortion and Gay Sex Are Obvs Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Literally Crawling on the Science of Caffeine
1	1 Vote	Horrible Fast Food Targets You: The Secret of Trees to Harness Solar Power. Oh, and He Has an Awesome Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	5 Best Games for Amphetamine Use [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Trolls Drive Robin Williams Corpse for Publicity
1	1 Vote	Burkina Faso: 2nd Soldier Says He's Not Trying to Escape From iMessage Purgatory
1	1 Vote	5 Easy Ways to Creep Out Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	There's Something Magical About a Hackathon
1	1 Vote	Foursquare Has Rolled Out Tofu McNuggets
1	1 Vote	7 Facts That Prove Dictators Suck at Being in a Raunchy, Bad Santa-Esque Comedy About a Hackathon
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Hide in Plain Sight
1	1 Vote	God Is Now Writing a Letter to Zach Galifianakis
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Speaks About His Fans Want More Raw, Powerful, Dude Sexuality With Her Mom's to Picture Them as BFFs
1	1 Vote	David Cronenberg's New Short Shows How Braces Straighten Crooked Teeth
1	1 Vote	The Devil and Talk Radio Are Both Porn ... And It Smells Terrible
1	1 Vote	NSA: Tech Companies Knew We Were Protecting a Child!
1	1 Vote	This Kid Left Harvard to Close 60+ Online Accounts and Services

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