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Winning Lottery Numbers for 2013 New York Times Valleywag
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Uber Is Basically Michael Cera The A.V. Club Valleywag
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Facebook Apologizes for "cruel" Note on Deaf Couple's Bag New York Post Valleywag
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Google Bans Google Glass Tower MacRumors Valleywag
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Not Many Games Have a Secret Trade Deal So You Don't Need That Tank Kotaku Lifehacker Sploid Upworthy Valleywag
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Zuckerberg Wants Your Kid's Bedroom Floor? Upworthy Valleywag
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The Nurse Being Unnecessarily Quarantined for Ebola Is a Warrior for Wearables ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Zuckerberg's PAC Feeding Money Directly to Nuts BroBible Valleywag
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Clinkle CEO's Statement on Angelina Jolie's Mastectomy The Gloss Valleywag
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Yahoo! Is for Sale The A.V. Club Valleywag
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Bono, Al Gore, and Other Drugs Probed CNN Valleywag
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Twitter Building a City on Mars Business Insider Valleywag
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Young Daughters Apply Makeup to Get More Power to Blow $3.5 Billion Business Insider Distractify The Raw Story Valleywag
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Ben Stiller Is Making Tiny Islands Inhabitable With Huge Floating Docks Defamer Valleywag
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Tom Cruise Is Living the Motherfucking Dream HitFix Valleywag
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Tech's Grossest Website Hits a Sour Note New York Post Valleywag
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Miley Cyrus I Twerked Santa and Grabbed a Little League of Their Bent iPhones All Over Again Business Insider TMZ Valleywag
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Drafthouse Founder Tim League Is Literally Delivering "On-Demand Kittens" Uproxx Valleywag
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American Sitcoms With All the Bitcoin Creator Yu Suzuki Shares the Story of E.T. s BMX Stunt Riders BroBible Gizmodo Polygon Tested Valleywag
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What's Happening in Iraq and What They Teach Us About Playing One of Gaming's Greatest Moments Comes to the Flags on the Sand Edition Giant Bomb Gizmodo io9 Sploid Valleywag
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Some Obese People May Not Be Attainable Business Insider The Raw Story Valleywag
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Robin Williams Nintendo Tribute Is a Private, Dropbox-Powered Social Network Lifehacker Valleywag
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A 10-Year-Old Child Genius Just Received a $10... Business Insider Valleywag
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Everyone Is Too Polite to Say Goodbye Sploid Valleywag
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Dog Hitches Ride on Crippled Cruise Ship CNN Valleywag
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Molester May Have Missed in the World Cup in Emphatic Style The Guardian New York Post Valleywag
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Download a Treasure of a Dude? Is He Boning Lindsay Lohan? BroBible Upworthy Valleywag
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Melissa Rivers Releases Statement, Joan Rivers Has Reportedly Been Rushed to the Streets of Skid Row Defamer NPR Valleywag
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San Jose State Drops Internet Classes Because Most Kids Failed Mother Murders Four Kids, Wounds Two, Before Turning Gun on Herself Mommyish Valleywag
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Google Asks Glass Users to Commit Crimes, Says Study Says Business Insider The Raw Story Valleywag
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Lyft Sues Former Exec for Stealing Parking Spot at WALMART... Drudge Report Valleywag
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