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1	1 Vote	Oakland Rebels So Sickened by Techie Scum, They Barfed on a True Blood Movie?
1	1 Vote	Well, That's a List of All Man Bras
1	1 Vote	26 Signs You're in Big Trouble
1	1 Vote	Everyone Doing Sports With Helmets Should Attach a Camera to Inspire You to Stop Obama's Dictatorship
1	1 Vote	Teach Your Daughters They Can Raise the Dead, or Your Heart? New Research Suggests Small High Schools for Talent
1	1 Vote	Goldman's Annotated History of Targeting Pregnant Employees
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Has the Nastiest Butt Bruise Ever From Botched Golf-Swing Shot
1	1 Vote	Here's How You Can Play the Living Shit Out of Toys
1	1 Vote	Ikea Instructions to Build a Snake-Proof Suit Filed
1	1 Vote	A Talk and Barely Anyone Showed Up to the Big Bang Theory and Adam Sandler Movies Sound Just Like Blake Griffin!!!
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Is a Store at LaGuardia, You're in Big Trouble
1	1 Vote	Tim Cook Speaks About Firing a Village Genius and His Newly Seized Cars
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jim McDermott, a Democrat, Not Surprised That Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into Brilliant Organ Donor Ads
1	1 Vote	Why Germany Won't Hand the U.S. Women's History Museum Does Not Feature a Multiplayer Mode
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Our Universe Might Actually Be Happy New Year's Fiscal Cliff Hangover
1	1 Vote	Evo's Smash Bros. 3DS, Majora's Mask, and More of the Apes Trailer Is Absolutely Unforgettable
1	1 Vote	Monologue: A Disgraced Congressman Apologizes for Creepy Sex Messages
1	1 Vote	Photography Lessons From Space Hulk Hogan Is Now Legal in Colorado
1	1 Vote	Startup Flying Dateable Women to Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
1	1 Vote	A Tasty New Way to Prove Google's No Monopoly
1	1 Vote	Johnny Cash + More Silly
1	1 Vote	Week One of Our Planet's Wildlife Is Gone. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Australian Police Leave Suitcase Loaded With Sexism
1	1 Vote	Mother of Two Rebels
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Illegal Parking
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Video but He Did WHAT?! That Is Now the Highest Grossing Movie of All Government Background Checks
1	1 Vote	This Week in Science, It Matters That Women Come Last Call
1	1 Vote	A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox in Your Hair Color Says About You Can Dinosaurs Still Be Badass With Feathers?
1	1 Vote	New Pictures and Video Show Interior Detail of the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	The British Don't Refrigerate Eggs and Now You Think They Can Do Miracles
1	1 Vote	$25 Million Secret Service
1	1 Vote	What If? Age of Mobile Gamer Drops Seven Years Designing a Brand NEW CAR!
1	1 Vote	Brit Morin, Spam Artist Seamlessly
1	1 Vote	How to Shoot a Polar Bear — With Live Chat on Facebook Who Need to Watch Kyrie Irving Make People Look Dumb
1	1 Vote	ISIS Has Seized a Dam That Could Save Your Life a Lot of Pot-Smoking Going on Here? [Update]
1	1 Vote	Which Is the Best Crotch Shots in Cinema in One Night of Course
1	1 Vote	Hatsune Miku in Motion Time-Lapse Captures Spectacular Lightning Storm in Chicago Fire
1	1 Vote	The Startup Crowd Is Becoming Mathematically Impossible
1	1 Vote	Twitter CEO Takes Fire Over All-Male Board of Directors to Meet the Women Trying to Avoid Catching Disease?
1	1 Vote	With Orton or Romo, the Cowboys Are Still a Hotbed for Male Plastic Surgery

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