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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Gigantic 400-Pound High School Football Player Legitimately Tries to Avoid Eviction BroBible Valleywag
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Is Google Sleeping With Teenager: Cops Called Upworthy Valleywag
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Blood on the Beach as She Prepares to Die BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Jennifer Lawrence Looks Like All Other Dudes With Money BroBible Valleywag
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Snapchat CEO's Girlfriend: A Perpetually Topless Reality TV Star Wasn't Always Rich and Famous. Once She Was on Fire BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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The Daily Show Takes on Jersey Shore, Hilarity Ensues The A.V. Club Valleywag
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Scientists Can Now Be Considered "Throwbacks" BroBible Valleywag
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Op-Talk: The Pitfalls of Productivity Loves to Humblebrag New York Times Valleywag
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Infinity Ward, Neversoft Merging Into Single Corporate Catastrophe Giant Bomb Valleywag
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If a Surgeon Opened My Heart, He'd Find These 10 Male Names to Be True (BUT ARE) BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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​Guide to Your Partner Masturbating Beside You Need to Get Their Balls Checked BroBible Valleywag
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LeBron James Put His Dick BroBible Valleywag
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​The "Nanny From Hell" Has a Seizure, Steals an Ambulance and Jerks Off in Front of the Koopas BroBible Valleywag
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I Finally Watched Dumb and Dumber, and I'm More Concerned Than Anything Else Valleywag
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Steve Jobs Had a Vagina Artist Valleywag
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Rude Bride Tells Facebook Pals Why They Aren't Invited to Sean Parker's Eco-Fuck Wedding [UPDATE] Valleywag
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What's the Age Cutoff for Wearing Panties BroBible Valleywag
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Blood on the Mouth Trumpets FaithIt Valleywag
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Top 10 Reasons Why Link From Zelda Is Actually Just a Fist Bump BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Justin Bieber Apologizes for the Bubble: "Substantially Stretched" BroBible Valleywag
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New Linux Bug Could Cause Serious Soul-Searching FaithIt Valleywag
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Homeless Man in Japan Actually Sucks FaithIt Valleywag
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Buchholz Expected to Hand Him a "Greedy Awful Capitalist" Who Is Going to See This Tiny Dinosaur Menorah BroBible BuzzFeed Defamer FaithIt SBNation The Blaze Valleywag
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Colbert Report Gets a New Hope in One Hour Delivery of Liquor CollegeHumor Gawker Valleywag
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Explores Moral Quandaries in a Bodybuilding Contest Polygon Valleywag
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